Carl Feher

@carlfeher.bsky.social

Cross country ski bum, lover of nature, good food, dogs and cats, music, photography, movies and mountain biking

Doctors say that you should eat a balanced diet that includes whole grains and fresh fruits and vegetables. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seat seats and doesn’t wipe his ass says you should subsist entirely on sauerkraut and steak. For a busy eaters it can be hard to know who to trust.

RFKJr claims Lyme disease was created by scientists,which is the closest he’s come to admitting that science exists. Meanwhile, Ötzi the Iceman, who died more than 5.3K years ago, had Lyme disease. Apparently prehistoric humans are part of the conspiracy. Get me off this timeline

My three-year-old was watching CNN when he turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why is the nice orange man firing the nice wine lady?” And when I told him “Because she became too woke to protect the reflecting pools,” he started crying.

As a centrist, I never criticize RFK Jr. for lying about vaccines, ivermectin, raw sewage, and 5G radiation. Here's why I think Anthony Fauci should be hanged for downplaying the lab leak theory of COVID.

My Lyft driver to the Aspen Ideas Festival was a Trump-Trump-Trump-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. He said that if Democrats don’t stop being so woke, he will have no choice, but to give Trump a seventh term. -David Brooks, 2039

A Boy Like That Sexy Senator Bernie Moreno’s no Rita, but he had to call Officer Krupke to break up his son-in-law’s rumbles. There’s a place for them—too bad it’s the US Congress. by Maureen Dowd

From a nursing group I'm in. People won't get vaccines which have been rigorously tested, but they will take unregulated supplements and peptides. We are truly living in the movie Idiocracy

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Hoo boy. This is getting ugly. And somehow even more embarrassing. Trump Interior Secretary Doug Burgum is now publicly feuding with Trump’s own Justice Department to keep alive the lies that an innocent former Olympian vandalized the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

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The world 🌎 may be on fire, eating contaminated veggies may give us explosive diarrhea, the prices of everything may be going through the roof…. But for one quiet moment I’m just going to sit down and enjoy this grilled eggplant Parmesan in peace on a beautiful summer’s evening.

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