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bar patron who appears recurringly through the show's entire run
I think the most beautiful phrase in the English language is “Chinese Rodney Dangerfield”
I just found out that the kid who made Backrooms is from Petaluma and now I have lost all interest in seeing the movie.
That episode of Cheers where all the guys have sex with each other as a male bonding thing but they leave poor Frasier out of it because he’s bald
This reminds me of how, in Cheers, Cliff Clavin (the world’s biggest weenie) has framed photos of the president and postmaster general in his apartment.
Jay Willis@jaywillis.net · 4w ago"Emil Bove had a picture of Donald Trump as his iPhone wallpaper" sounds like the kind of dumb joke I would make to try and convey how MAGA brain-poisoned Trump's judges are. As it turns out, Emil Bove...actually had a picture of Donald Trump as his iPhone wallpaper.
Is this anything? [to the tune of the Jeffersons theme song] Buh-buh-buh Beavis, Buh-buh-buh Beavis and Butthead
“The stars of track and field are beautiful people” is a Belle and Sebastian line that also sounds like a Donald Trump line
In the grand tradition of treating all NBA analysis as a determination of who is and isn’t a fraud, I created these graphics for Jalen Brunson for each game of the Finals
Niles subplot: he has 4 hours to throw a dinner party or else he’ll get slightly worse seats at the opera Frasier subplot: the woman he’s trying to fuck heard him singing zip a dee doo dah on the toilet & thinks he’s weird Martin subplot: can’t let Frasier know the dog ate his gun & barks bullets
New York NBA fans have a proud tradition of rooting for Whichever Team Is Good & Cool Right Now. And luck of all luck, the current team that fits that bill plays in their home city!
If the Thunder win the west, I am 100% ready to jump on the Knicks bandwagon. Which makes me exactly as loyal as the average Knicks fan.
Yeah, I like A24… A24 thousand dollar a year job
this isn’t my first rodeo, but it is my fifth mambo
The theme at the Met Gala was, for the third year in a row, beastiality
there's a new kind of genitals just for rich people, it's a kind of iridescent cloaca they put on your lower back and if you eat enough citrus fruit you can stick your phone in there and it charges wirelessly.