This little guy has such a palpable hatred of humanity

very sad to see Obama's snide comments about the cheesecake factory; the place where working class Americans go to get constipated after eating 10,000 calories

You put some words on a picture and buddy you better believe I am not double checking that shit — it’s going strait to my fact file aka the dark amoeba of primal emotion orchestrating the upper faculties puppet show

Re-tyrn

“Two things can be true at once…” Uh oh serious internet guy is about to set you straight. You’ve been thinking stupid friend, you’re about to get a brain power-wash

People can be trusted to use this feature responsibly

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 3w ago

Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.

If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races

big amygdala energy

Every year they are squeezing like one more nanosecond out of these poor atoms — when will it stop?

Scientists build world's most accurate atomic clock

Take a second and turn it into trillions of moments. Measure each one. That's how precisely an atomic clock at Singapore's Centre for Quantum Technologies (CQT) keeps time—and with record-setting accu...

phys.org

99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany

Trump outflanking the left by doing UBI

Walking into a place where sun enters through a big hole in the ceiling: “whoa this place is sacred”

Always a huge fan of Elizabeth Holmes

Just thinking back, the world really changed when Mr. Nirvana died

This really speaks to me — the boundary must be a little stochastic to be fair. There can be no fairness near the boundary.

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2mo ago

it's a very old rule of moderated digital spaces that you need an "i know it when i see it" clause for harassment or else bad actors will aggressively toe the line without ever technically going over. that's why i don't think the "why cant you give me an exact definition" replies will go anywhere

You drive a Pathfinder, but you have never been so lost

Gotta put my palm in front of my face to show how serious I am about dancing to Your Idol

“Mother Night, fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace.” Sir, the park is officially closed, please vacate the premises

country roads take me home to the place I belong (hell)

Wow so you are going throw a fit about being force-fed shit that sucks? Stop being hysterical — by Jordan Peterson

Anyone out there ever try pigs milk? You never see it in stores. What are they hiding from us?

I’ve had this chrome tab open with the wikipedia page on Sea Peoples for two years now

All my contacts have the note “Don’t believe their lies”

Gonna tell my kids this is Russell Vought

People always add more consonants when they really mean to add more vowels

Human Resources Haldeman@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

My good shaman friend: “This snail poison... it make you cum to death.”

They just don’t make curses that last seven generations anymore, and it shows