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So Selena and Taylor both get engaged within the same year and both write songs about their fiancés’ “big hard” appendages. Maybe it’s the lesbianism, but I don’t want to picture Benny or Travis’ wieners. It’s like an assault on my neurons. I hate it here.

when you release an album called The Tortured Poets Department where you look miserable in a wedding dress the whole era

taylor swift in a white dress chained to a bed frame in the fortnight music video taylor swift in a white dress with her lyrics on it at the eras tour taylor swift in a white dress for ttpd photoshoottaylor swift at the grammys when she won album of the year for midnights and announced ttpd

It’s the way there are 6 episodes, like her first 6 albums, and the concert film is the 7th, like Lover, & she uses “we” in her personal caption, like all the Taylors are speaking, & we’ll close the book by the end of 2025 and go into 2026 with a fresh page for Debut’s 20th anniversary & TS13.

Here’s the thing that I want to make clear about why all of our involvement in *this* can be worth it even if PAlor isn’t real: We are real. Our community is real. The knowledge we have gained, the growth we have made, the support we have given each other - that is all real

I will say this. If we’re right about everything and everything she does has a purpose, then she’s an actual pioneer and genius. BUT, if everything is just a coincidence (including all the literary references) and her end goal was always to settle with a mediocre man, then she’s just boring.