on the off-chance anyone reading this isn't as hideously broke as i am right now, i'm very hungry and don't get paid until friday, so if you've got a dollar or two to spare i could really use it paypal: cassitastrophe@gmail.com
Super Kami Cassidy
@cassitastrophic.bsky.social
Insight, foresight, more sight. The clock on the wall reads a quarter past midnight. (she/her)
we must ask ourselves what force could compel a simple woodland creature to such a display of avarice and excess as this, the frenzied and senseless collection of gold. perhaps our blue friend was doomed from birth, cursed to ever stand apart from his brethren by his all-consuming need to... go fast
MaksonLima@maksonlima.bsky.social · 13h agoJuro que tem dias que eu acordo pensando nisso aqui:
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
yippee, another day where i don't get to eat!
downplay a book or movie "the reasonably shapely bones"
psudonym@psudonym.bsky.social · yesterdayDownplay a book or a movie “The Local Minister of Parliament of the Rings”
Yeah I've been rewatching JoJo Part 1 and it's making me think of this post
hey baby, wanna fuck in the break room then microwave some fish to cover up the smell
i already said parappa but also this, god it would be so much fun
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d agoName a videogame that deserves a comeback.
(ocs) religious ecstasy #savcursia there's an exclusive part 2 as well 🖤 patreon.com/lezferatu
what's up, it's ya girl clap-back fat-finger hoodie queer studies transmissible spongiform encephalopathy
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d agoFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
sybians always seem hot in theory but every time i watch a video of someone riding one it seems like the ridiculous level of noise would be too much to cum, they always sound like an imbalanced dryer on a spin cycle
"i find your slack-jawed stare quite attractive, PHILLIP. J. FRY."
Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w agoWhat's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
"oh, how awful. did he at least die painlessly? ...to shreds, you say? tsk tsk tsk. well, how's his wife holding up? ...to shreds, you say?"
Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w agoWhat's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
trash food i will never tire of: those spicy pickled sausages you find at gas stations next to the slim jims, tijuana mama or whatever other name they go by, they're always slightly moist and look like a mannequin's cock but god they're delicious
My sister and I laughed so hard at this tweet one night that I named her "she doesnot leave the lizard alone" in my phone. that's still her name to this day
