Romcoms about middle-aged men falling in love with each other are not enough, I need more octogenarians π₯Ή
Grace ππ΄ββ οΈπββ¬
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Here for gay pirates reasons Any pronouns | 40s
Londoners!!! Klara and the Sun will be released a week early at the BFI London Film Festival. No word on whether he or the cast will be making an appearance.
Don't Tell Mama Stede is definitely in the top 3 most unhinged Stedes out there π€©π Show your crush your thinly veiled big penis? Capital idea, captain. Let him see the goods π
You asked XD archiveofourown.org/works/91923941
Rewatching Babylon 5 for the millionth time and only now realising how much of the series is Sheridan whump (no complaints here π ).
You'll never guess what happened again πππ
So mad at myself for not realising earlier that my recent extreme fatigue was not in fact my usual fatigue, but a side effect of taking a different brand of lamotrigine for the past 3 weeks π
ofmd 'how to steal a million' au where a leading art theft criminologist Ed Teach helps Stede Nicole Bonnet to steal a statue forged by his grandfather instead of outing him because he's down bad for Stede from minute one in every universe
I'll never understand people who say OFMD starts for them only after Ed appears, because I'd happily watch 20 more episodes of this beautiiful idiot flouncing around the Caribbean before he finally meets his leather zaddy
FINE, IβLL INTERVENE π€
Taika and Jemaine better get their shit* together asap *We're Wolves script
Saved this comment for 1 of our crew who wasnβt able to attend the chat yesterday, but I canβt stop thinking about it. Iβm so grateful that many of us have had the chance to see Rhys doing stand up. I know the industry is in a bad place in general, but βno one wants me in their showβ broke my heart.
any ofmd folks out here speak Spanish that I could run a super quick question by? lol I am including some of the lyrics to gasolina in this next chapter of my rbb and stg the accent marks are different in every version of the lyrics i've looked at
Have we discussed that the inside of Stedeβs closet is lined w purple velvet?
stede wasn't about to crack open the auxiliary wardrobe for just anyone, the crew are only allowed options from his actual wardrobe
Started reading it and this should be in Louvre πππππππ
Hey #OFMD and @sambaschutte.bsky.social οΏΌfans! Some possibly homophobic trolls left Advanced Chemistry a 1-star rating on IMDb. So we would much appreciate your help combating it with a nice rating and maybe even a nice review! Thanks for spreading the word! www.imdb.com/title/tt2853...
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The cat is very disturbed by this sudden development π
fun* thing about a chronic illness is that some days you feel healthy enough to behave like a past you would**, but ofc the next day you always, always face the consequences*** πππ * not fun ** walk around for 3 hours *** a long covid flare up
Stede's bachelor party is the equivalent of Jadzia Dax's one. Ed takes everyone fishing. Pete is devastated that he has to remain silent the whole time.
thinking about this againβ¦..Stede and Ed split the crew up for their own respective Bachelor Parties and they have WILDLY different nightsβ¦ Stede + his bachelor party crew are on the Revenge Ed + his bachelor party crew are on land (repub of pirates??? or something similar!)
Got referred to a mammologist yesterday. Called them today and was told to call back on Monday, when October(!) slots open π Why do I have to suffer because of the chunks of meat I never wanted in the first place π
tfw when calling to schedule a dentist appointment at a new (for me) clinic sounds like a nice, pleasant and uncomplicated activity in comparison to *waves at everything else* π₯²
So using the plot of Enemy Mine (1985) last year wasn't enough? This season we get the Event Horizon (1997) remake? Are new sci-fi ideas really in such short order? π #StarTrek #SNWspoilers
cryptid gender nonconforming seasonal affective disorder stimming virtual private network
Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe β¬οΈ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
Join us on Sunday 2nd August 11:45am, for a special screening of Taika Waititi's HUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE with a post-film Q&A featuring stars of the film, Julian Dennison and Rachel House! Tickets now on sale! ποΈ buff.ly/F9i2lup
July is the best time to (re)read Aerodynamic! No one asked, but today's TdF stage had distinct gentlebeard vibes. Well, colours π (competitors-to-lovers cycling au when)
Aerodynamic - evilgiraff archiveofourown.org/works/532539... I knew ZERO about the Tour de France when first I read this fic. Now I know more than I ever thought that I would know! Ed and Stede, bicycling for freedom and for love~ A journey is more than the destination.
He didn't take this pic today, which means he was scrolling earlier through the collection of thirst traps in his camera roll, to choose the deadliest one π