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@ccantu.bsky.social
failed musician / tech marketer in Austin, Texas
"The moon has clearly seen better days." what the fuck could anyone possibly mean by that?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h agoNASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
kudos to the SEO team at Dean's French Onion Dip
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterdayAI is a very useful tool
Tias who spent way too much time at Tejano Saloon and Graham Cemtral Station in the 90s are a key demographic in the valley
Joel Wertheimer@wertwhile.bsky.social · 2d agoOssoff Pulido 2028.
that would've funded the screwworm monitoring program cut by DOGE for the better part of a decade, but wouldn't cover a tenth of the 1 billion+ we're spending to remitigate the issue again.
Newsweek@newsweek.com · 2d agoTrump's golf habits have long been compared with Obama’s, whom Trump criticized for spending time on the course as president.
the wellness trend has gone too far. we must make the good-natured, big, fat party animal an aspirational goal for the husky children again.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
There's a long overdue "At long last, have you no decency" moment waiting to happen at one of these Q&As. These journalists line up to have Trump insult them, their homes, and their neighbors while also telling bad lies. It'd only take one to call him an delusional asshole and make a scene.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
One of the greatest shows of this century
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d agoName your fav adult swim show.
If these awful podcasts are making this much money, Scott Aukerman and Harris Wittles should've been minted billionaires for Analyze Phish
All the Fauci stuff is a modern day version of the POW/MIA stuff after Vietnam - a way to try to rewrite the history of a huge failure of conservative ideology to be instead a story about how liberals and foreigners stabbed us in the back.
not sure what made me feel worse: this or the fallen soldier who was remembered fondly for buying dr. squatch soap
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 7d agoWhat if they created 10 million Erika Kirks?
very tempted to send this to clients who ask how they can go viral
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 7d agoWhat if they created 10 million Erika Kirks?
Bari Weiss turning a big dial that says "rightwing, faux-centrist dickheads" on it and constantly looking back at her shrinking audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · last wk.Scoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.
"He was a tough cookie, darling. But he was beautiful." sounds like a Lana Del Rey lyric.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second."
putting a sex scene in oppenheimer but not the odyssey is wild though. can we all agree on that at least
I don't know what comes after the current regime of scam artists and petty tyrants in charge of the tech industry right now, but I sure hope it involves meaningful and assertive corporate governance, and some real consequences for these jabronis
Anil Dash@anildash.com · last wk.Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.
If there aren't any muppets in this, I'm not interested
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w agoFirst poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
lots of people asking questions about my "Of no party or clique" shirt already answered by my shirt
The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · 2w ago“Democrats appear slow to recognize that ideologues on the left are attempting a hostile takeover of the party,” James Kirchick writes. In looking for a way to reclaim control, he argues, they could find inspiration in British history:
why does he look like he took the midnight train to a log cabin in Illinois
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast.bsky.social · 2w agoTrump critic Bruce Springsteen was attacked by a fellow musician for making his opposition to the president a fixture of his shows.
millennial manager posing with their gen-z interns at the end of their summer internship
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 2w agoLMAO
it should be illegal to show Miss Piggy on tv without her karate chopping someone
