Crist Jarrett
@ceejness.bsky.social
Voice Actor. Radio. Comedian. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Your Mom’s Favorite. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.
Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back…and to the left.
Jimmy Johnson said you can't go to South Bend and leave it in the ref's hands. Well...
BART more like FART. jk i love public transportation
Miami and Miami Beach voters rejected major developer deals on public land, blocking Virginia Key redevelopment and a long lease near Lincoln Road.
Miami and Miami Beach said no — are voters finally reclaiming local control? | Opinion
Miami and Miami Beach voters rejected major developer deals on public land, blocking Virginia Key redevelopment and a long lease near Lincoln Road.
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It's gonna be so cool to defund vast amounts of wingnut welfare.
Soraya Nadia McDonald@soraya.press · 4d agoOh my sweet giddy aunt these children are going to have textbooks with facts instead of Lost Cause Praeger U bullshit thank you thank you thank you
🚨 FLORIDA REPUBLICANS JUST LOST THEIR SUPERMAJORITY! Democrats gained 15 seats in the Florida State House in Tuesday’s elections, SHATTERING the GOP’s supermajority and ending years of unchecked Republican legislative power. Even deep-red Florida felt the BLUE TSUNAMI! 🌊
I know Willie Nelson can't last forever but I'm really glad he lived long enough for this.
no one elected him! why we gotta reach across the aisle to this guy?? no, he lit a ton of money on fire, backed only losers, and his website was revealed as an unserious echo chamber. he could not have flopped harder and we literally don’t need him????? why would we go suck up to him??
Orcish Librarian@bibliovoreorc.bsky.social · 4d agoThis is not about party politics. This is about a trillionaire who made it his life's mission to kill poor and brown people by taking away lifesaving aid, to make the world unsafe for trans folks, and to install fascist governments. Olive branch my ass. Fuck him and his enablers. Now and forever.
We’re just getting started, Florida. 🔥 We broke Republican supermajorities. We won seats despite racist, gerrymandered maps. We flipped races up and down the ballot that the political establishment had written off. And we showed the entire country what people power can accomplish in Florida.
If permanent daylight saving time were to take effect, the average American would see 80 sunrises at or after 8 a.m. and zero sunsets before 5 p.m.
What a switch to year-round daylight saving time would change, in six graphics
Most of the country would see dozens more sunrises at or after 8 a.m. if the legislation that passed the House last summer is enacted.
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There is more good news today. I had seen this a day or two ago but now it's confirmed by a notice sent out to Nat'l Weather Service offices directing them to resume timely 2x/day balloon releases. NWS has been on a hiring spree after the ill-advised DOGE cuts. (H/T @balancedweather.bsky.social)
CHRIS MATTHEWS SIGHTING <insert get me some dinner snl gif here>
Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
ALT: Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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MS NOW@ms.now · 4d ago"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
good time to read this article if you ask me
Boston Review@bostonreview.bsky.social · 5d ago“With an authoritarian movement capturing one major party, electoral politics has become existential conflict. This requires not moderation but mobilization, not positioning but purpose, not just messaging but genuine reform.” @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social and @adambonica.bsky.social from February:
Georgia swung 20 points and didn’t even crack the top 5. Atlanta United died for this.
George Pearkes@peark.es · 4d agoSome midterms charts, enjoy
