Potentially the funniest rivalry game of all time. Go Green

Lotta white guys brought to the Indian grocer today, happy Diwali

It's probably Ted Bundy but there are a few solid candidates

David Hale@adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · yesterday

With Duke grad Stephen Miller news today I’m wondering who the worst human being to graduate from every school is.

Dissociating at the Michelle Branch concert

they put me in the game wow

I know we're out of the Cubs Hellmouth because there's a timeline in which we're waiting for Mississippi and Alaska to determine who has control of the Senate

Elon is gonna have to move to North Dakota to escape Democrats and that might be enough for It to Happen

I just got a GODDAMN POLITICAL TEXT

some of these local results are just as crazy as the statewide stuff

NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social · 4d ago

Garafolo: Joe Milton will start for Eagles in Week 9.

Credit where it's due- I've never seen someone ratfuck their own career as thoroughly as Haley Stevens has

It's 5 o clock somewhere!

George Pearkes@peark.es · 4d ago

BUH BYE PETE

✨In her Dark Brandon era✨

Hillary Rodham Clinton@hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 4d ago

Last night, Americans made a clear call for accountability and affordability. A body politic cannot recover until its harms have been treated and its wounds have been healed. Crimes against our people and our Constitution must be answered for.

It's 12:32 AM and they haven't called Mississippi yet. What a world

This was my pet race and I'd just like to say EAT SHIT BRIAN FITZPATRICK

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 4d ago

BREAKING: Democrat Bob Harvie wins U.S. House race in Pennsylvania's 1st Congressional District, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4iVwvho

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

Taniel@taniel.bsky.social · 4d ago

JUST IN: Democrats have won control of the state government of Pennsylvania. For the first time since the 1990s. They have flipped the state Senate, kept the state House, and kept the governorship.

Decision Desk: Thomas Chork (D) defeats Pat Scurly (R) in shocking upset. Me (never heard of either of those guys): holy shit Chork won

Kornacki and his producer are at each other's throats

Dudes rock

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 4d ago

Texas State Sen. Nathan Johnson, who composed music for the English dub of Dragon Ball Z, is now the Democratic Texas Attorney General www.texastribune.org/2026/11/03/t...

55 SEATS 55 IMPEACHMENTS 55 SUPREME COURT JUSTICES 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES

Hank Hill is buying an induction cooktop as we speak

Holy shit

mike taddow@miketaddow.bsky.social · 4d ago

THEY SAYIN GREG ABBOTT HAS CALLED GINA TO CONCEDE

Signing up for Truth Social

I'm calling it for Talarico

If NBC calls Michigan for Abdul my girlfriend is going to leave me for Steve Kornacki

Just got out of You Can See Everything and I need someone to wring out my brain

In honor of spooky season I'm on my way to get a medically necessary tetanus vaccine

My girlfriend's opinion is that The Hunger Games spends too much time focused on the Hunger Games

Not sure how to tell them apart? Ask if they have a Deathly Hallows tattoo

Michael Stahlke@michaelstahlke.bsky.social · last wk.

[Calvin’s dad voice] There are two types of millennials. 9/11ials and Obamials. Emo/Screamo and St Louis Hip Hop? 9/11ial. Stomp clap hey?, Obamial. Homestar Runner, 9/11ial. Le epic baconz, Obamial. Despite coming out before The Wire, West Wing is Obamial and The Wire is 9/11ial

Patrick Stewart was incredible in everything he was ever in but this is the thing that's kept coming to mind youtu.be/XFMrBldVk0s?...

Quadruple Take Masterclass

YouTube video by Sunny Ozell

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