[screaming at my screen] You're not playing the #HashtagGame by the rules I made up in my head.
Champie
@champierth.bsky.social
Gamedev & okayish bass player. Follow for "Daft social media bollocks" Assume any post is sarcastic and you won’t go far wrong. A like doesn’t mean I agree, or understand. May contain British spellings, and Oxford commas. Pic:@beancurling.bsky.social
Bluesky is not a "snot bubble". It's just one of increasingly few public spaces where an aversion to blowing your nose get called out, and if that makes you uncomfortable, you need to think about that.
Martin Nutbeem@martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 4h agoBluesky is not a "EU Peanut Butter Desert Bubble". It's just one of increasingly few public spaces where an aversion to Americans coming over here with suitcases stuffed full of peanut butter get called out, and if that makes you uncomfortable, you need to think about that.
That's the only reason I wasn't using them.
Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterdayUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
My new show, where I talk to the Reverend Spooner about the history of white fish, is not available wherever you get your codpasts.
My plan to run a think tank on the roof when I arrived at Paddington was getting ideas above my station.
Honestly officer, that moon pulled out on me as I was going past. star_wars_thats_no_moon.gif
SpaceX rocket thought to have crashed into the moon in unintentional collision
Four-tonne piece of SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket believed to have hit lunar surface on Wednesday at 5,400 miles an hour
theguardian.com
Honey, I Shrunk the Skids #ASongOrMovieForAllUnderwear #HashtagGame
If only there was some sort of allegory about lying so much that people didn’t believe you when you tell the truth.
All Quiet on the Western Y-Front #ASongOrMovieForAllUnderwear #HashtagGame
Tomorrow Never Undies #ASongOrMovieForAllUnderwear #HashtagGame
Prove you’re a human by engaging in every human’s favorite pastime: identifying fire hydrants.
Before I walk a mile in your shoes. They’re not Crocs, are they?
The Lady in the Vanilla #SimpleInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame
Making Plains for Nigel #SimpleInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame
You slowly wind the key in the box, and the little ballerina spins round while a tinkly little tune plays. But then your focus slowly changes to that of the ballerina. You see through her eyes, and you realise that the world really does revolve around you. #256CharacterSciFi #SciFi #MicroSciFiStory
Because I am TERRIBLE at timing, I am selling my boxed #Transformers Predaking mere DAYS after everyone is all knackered and spent from #TFN! Boxed and complete (haven't even applied stickers!) - selling Due To Broke. Also, please enjoy the description. I am once again Back On My eBay Bullshit.
Only a month till the Яеfoгm Party con, better start working on my jokes. *Of course I'm not going to do anything until the last moment.
I'm not just some random person on the internet. I tried picking a number between 1 and 6 a thousand times in a row, and I never once picked the same number three times in a row.
To be fair, I don't think anyone has ended the Iran War more times than Tгump.
Surely, there's no danger in basing your economy on infinite growth?
Good grief, it just occurred to me what sort of person people might imagine I am if they took all my posts literally.
To keep the bot scrapers guessing, I might start celebrating my birthday on here by the date I joined Bluesky, ie November 19