This may be the nitrous and bath salts talking, but I want to do some more nitrous and bath salts.

Sure some days it's 'fuck this shit', but then other days it's 'fuck that shit'.

"Today a great weight will be lifted from your shoulders." Marie Antoinette's tarot card reader the morning of October 16th, 1793

I mean this in all seriousness, this is a severely mentally ill & delusional person who not only should be removed from office under the 25th amendment, but he should be in a psych ward. This is pure insanity on so many levels. He lives in a fantasy world. He is unwell & has lost touch with reality.

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

True dat!!

Thus ends the saga of Drunken Judge Jeanine, fired for unsuccessfully prosecuting innocent Americans over the Deflecting Pool.

Anyone meeting with Netanyahu on friendly terms after the ICC issued an arrest warrant for him over war crimes and crimes against humanity has no place in government, in any country and at any capacity. Vote them out.

Only 2 more days until Mitch McConnel is declared dead.

Stop calling the $1.8 billion an “anti-weaponization fund.” Call it what it is: A bribe to proven domestic terrorists to strike again if needed.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3d ago

President Trump said on Saturday that he would revive a proposal for a $1.8 billion so-called anti-weaponization fund that would compensate his supporters if the Senate fails to confirm Todd Blanche as attorney general, reigniting a dispute over the settlement.

(alert sounds on my phone) Seven years already?!? Time to break another mirror, I guess.

Everyone who promoted that lie should be thrown out of DC, including Trump. Everyone who went on the air defending it should publicly apologize. But we’ll just move on to the next way Trump targets innocent people to avoid saying he fucked up.

Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray”@ryanjreilly.com · 5d ago

BREAKING: The Trump administration has moved to drop its felony Reflecting Pool case against a former Olympic canoeist, admitting their allegations against David "Davey" Hearn don't hold water.

when i’m in charge it will be legal to hunt kyle rittenhouse for sport

Please feel free to badmouth Dr. Fauci. I'm always looking to reduce the number of people I'm on speaking terms with.

Mr. dealmaker, said. I’m a businessman. I can make better deal than Obama. Mr. Businessman, went bankrupt many times, divorced twice and married three times, cheated on all his wives. Only thing he’s good at is running his mouth and tell lies he infected the GOP with his lies and bullshit. 

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · 6d ago

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With Markwayne gone and Coach Tommy headed off to be gubner in Montgomery, this man really is the stupidest man in the US Senate. Born to great wealth and power, he hardly has any connecting synapses between his ears.

Any time any Democrat mentions the word "bipartisan" as a laudable goal it makes me want to throw them out of office and replace them with someone who will tell people the truth: that Republicans are a deranged militant conspiracy cult treating half of America like an occupied territory

Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit

There is no better proof that everyone has a right to an opinion than all the truly shitty ones I hear every day.

Does jogging my memory count as exercise for the day?

The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.

Here's the bottom line on Fauci and vaccines if you don't know who to trust: Call the last family/general practitioner (Dr) who saw you and ask them if vaccines are safe and effective and if Fauci saved lives. You apparently trusted that doctor with your life, so just ask them.

A good demonstration of how anti-vaccine quackery has been mainstreamed within the GOP. This man has a medical degree. But he foams with the sort of nonsense that used to cause a doctor to lose his license. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Sen. Roger Marshall: "Who didn't have a friend who took this vaccine and had some time of complication? A stroke, a blood clot, a young man getting some type of heart inflammation. That's what destroyed the trust in the American people for our government."

Some would consider it extravagant, but I always pre-pay for the oxygen mask when flying.

Sometimes I open Bluesky and think, 'What the fuck is wrong with people?!?' and I'm just looking at my own posts.