Decorator: Which of these patterns would you like? Owner: Yes!

ianVisits@ianvisits.co.uk · 2d ago

If you've ever wanted to live in a MagicEye house... www.anthonywebb.co.uk/properties/2...

Nobody else will say it, but I really miss long sleeve cotton t-shirt hoodies. Granted, most of the ones I owned were gaudy tie dye jobs, from the fashion stall, at the town market, run by a bemused Indian guy, that I wore to Acid House nights & Candy Flip gigs, baaaack in the day.

That's the kind of burn that cremates.

Netpol@netpol.org · 2d ago

Glastonbury will return in 2027. Rod Liddle, won't

Honest question, do you ever get that moment where your mango tastes like onion?

Today I'm celebrating round numbers.

Bluesky refreshed whilst I was reading this, utterly wholesome, article, so until I find it again, here's the story of the Too Slow high fivers from Wikipedia.

The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos

Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.

inverse.com

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

Squiddy@dr-squiddy.bsky.social · 3d ago

without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

Take a bow Matt Shaw, for an Op Ed that makes you sound absolutely fucking insane. One can only assume that Shaw has some kind of rat fetish. #architecture #Mamdani #NewYork

czech hunter biden@conkrete.bsky.social · 4d ago

im embarrassed that this is in an architecture publication. what a fucking moron. "oh i love hot garbage smell because the alternative is an endorsement of mamdani" eat shit

I'm not saying I absolutely bloody love this stuff, but I have just bought 12 x 1½ litre bottles. Half of which will be going with me to a multi day music festival, later this month. I view this drink in the same way people in Dune view spice. It is EVERYTHING!

Dick van Dyke has essentially outlived DVD.

🔥 “I’m so sick and tired of you old people not giving a shit about what we’re telling you. We don’t have a future. We’re telling you what we need and you don’t give a damn.”

Happy #Yorkshire Day to every bastard that celebrates.

Also same.

Glennyrodge@glennyrodge.bsky.social · 5d ago

same

Goddam, I accidentally unblocked one of the Content Scraper lists I used to subscribe to, and now I've realised*, I can't find it again. *By the amount of dross in my Discover feed.

I found a new game that tests railway knowledge that I last used seriously, 15yrs ago. Annoyingly I misunderstood the instructions and my first three guesses were bobbins. Still proud I got it on my last guess, though. Loconundrum #139 ⬜⬜⬜ 🚂🚂 ⬜⬜⬜ 🚂🚂🚂 ⬜🟨⬜ 🚂🚂🚂 🟩⬜⬜ 🚂🚂🚂🚂 🟩⬜⬜ 🚂🚂🚂 🟩⬜⬜ 🚂🚂 🟩⬜⬜ 🚂 🟩🟩🟩

If Wikipedia is to be believed, the Romanians are dead serious about this shit.

seriously they need to sort this out github.com/bluesky-soci...

Use a font which distinguishes between "I" and "l" · Issue #11333 · bluesky-social/social-app

Because the author of this post mentioned "weird AI", their replies are full of people saying they thought it had said "Weird Al". Please use a more legible font, or at least modify your current fo...

github.com

Consider this your satire disclaimer.

The Needling@theneedling.com · 5d ago

Wrap up warm if you're going to the pub. We're not all as well designed as Steve...

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/ Me (1974): Alternative Music Cargo Pockets Fugazi Gearhead Dive Bar

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

Here's my plan, I'm going to form a company called Am Not A Lawyer, which only exists on paper, then I'm going to sponsor the Mens Bristol Bears rugby club, and ask for just the initials on the front of the jersey. Making the Bristol Bear Bar very happy, less so the men's team.

Great to see that Michael J. Fox will receive the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award at the Emmys in September in recognition of his contributions to Parkinson’s disease research and advocacy. His scenes in the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode “Larry vs. Michael J. Fox” is comedy gold.

@gingertotty.bsky.social

Nostalgic Things@nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 7d ago

It was on this date in 1968 that The Sooty Show was first broadcast. This introduced the nation to the greatest comedy character of all time.

This looks absolutely glorious and I'll definitely be watching it. #Wicker

'Wicker' exclusive trailer - video Dailymotion

The exclusive first trailer for Olivia Colman and Alexander Skarsgard's 'Wicker.'

dai.ly

Who was an early crush who explains who you are as a person.

Winona Ryder as Lydia Deetz: Strange & Unusual

Alt: Winona Ryder as Lydia Deetz, in Beetlejuice, saying: I, myself, am strange & unusual.

static.klipy.com

Squiddy@dr-squiddy.bsky.social · 7d ago

Who was an early crush who explains who you are as a person

#Topical

Season 3 of the glorious Polish comedy 1670 is due out on @Netflix.com, Aug 5th. My advice, call in sick, & binge watch all three series. Then go & track down both series of the BBC radio comedy, The Leopard in Autumn (set somewhat earlier, between 1520 & 1523). A full day of histerical comedy.