having trouble sleeping means I have to wait until morning to tell my husband that Olaf the snowman is going to have a girlfriend named Samantha in Frozen 3.

grief is weird because my family dog passed away about a week ago and I just cried thinking about how I will never able to take her to JCPenny for a photoshoot of just the two of us.

Depression is like the McRib: appearing at random times throughout the year with no advance warning.

Not too late to cast me as Beast in X Men. Or a height accurate Wolverine.

"so you have to master all four elements" "That's right" "water, earth, fire, air?" "ALL OF EM! AND I gotta bring balance to the world! And do you know how long I have to do it?" "A year?" "A YEAR!"

Team Avatar watching “The Boy in the Iceberg”

reply with something funny.

take this and have a good week. bitch. whoa, what a vulgar preying mantis.

Bringing my boy Optimus Prime a Piña Colada cause it’s a hot one today.

Titas are out here chismosin at the carnival.

They’re doing a Severance out here.

I think AI might be a scheme by Queen Beryl to drain our energy to power the Negaverse.

For Sale: secondhand floor wig. Made by Rita. DM for pricing.

Shark week?? Uh no, my guy. Shark very strong.

tag yourself

hold the legs

If Toph doesn’t call Aang a pussy in the new movie I’m not watching it.

My current hyper fixation is the electric guitar and I’m like finally a skill.

We never talk about how Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man definitely killed a guy. Like he talks about not holding back after Gwen died and I assume that’s at least one murder.

getting off the phone because I got an ad for a weighted Saiyan workout vest and I must not give in.

okay…

Controversial Comic Book Opinion: Mystique can be bald.

There better not be be like 25-30 dudes in here.

I can’t believe you’re the one that’s releasing the Ben Folds cut of this family photo.

Sean Aitchison@sean8urson.bsky.social · 4w ago

also fun fact Ben Folds was right behind me just eating pancakes minding his business

What if they made a third Beetlejuice and called it Threetlejuice?

Can you believe that at tonight’s stand up show was the first time I’ve ever said diarrhea on stage?

“Happy Holidays ❤️ What an Odyssey this year has been but it would have been nothing without our beautiful friends and family. To many more 🥂 Love, Odysseus, Penelope and Telemachus”