Set the goal of being able to slav squat. Never realized how locked my hips were until now.

I'll never get to play the new Fire Emblem but I'm struggling between Theodora & Leda. Dietrich is Sephiroth if Araki designed him.

Fire Emblem adding guns to appeal to American audiences.

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime is a nonbinary power fantasy

A lot of millennials getting back into skateboarding here. I'm rooting for them. Sending my energy to their knees as if they were twin spirit bombs.

Watching anti sjw culture from the 00s evolve into a political force that could destroy America & the global order has been one the most surreal experience of my life.

Elon Musk pushing shoe0nhead absolutely means he offered her his sperm.

billy this is jonah hill, we just signed him to play a lovable fat guy in our movie. his only flaw is his brain has been microwaved and he’s become a chud

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

He's our national treasure

Arraez is the type of move I've been wanting the Phillies to make for 2 years. I have no clue how to handle getting what I want. Lmao

It's raining out & someone is using a leaf blower. In. the. rain. This is a preview of AI dystopia.

Playing a song for you to advertise my show on August 12 at Dina's Tavern in Toronto Ontario.

The guy who made this spent months pitching a sexy frog lure to everyone he could.

SLUMPY LAUNCH PROMO 16x9 UPDATED

YouTube video by Mouth Hug Fishing Company

youtu.be

Wooden Bender

Bender's Peaceful Ways by Force in Futurama

Alt: Bender from futurama but made of wood. Hes convincing a group of old robots to join him in his cause w/ the following speech I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways by force!

static.klipy.com

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d ago

Name your fav futurama character.

Is there a word the internet is obsessed right now or are we in-between words?

OMG OMG OMG I saw a guy w/ a Chester A Arthur mustache!! He was on a date! Hell yeah, brother! Your kids are gonna repost these pics one day.

Oh no, I want gelato but I'm not wearing make up. Wait, nvm. Everyone there will be a tourist. Tourists aren't people.

I saw 2 massive sturgeon jump out of the water today! Like full body entire fish in the air! 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Overcome w/ the urge to magnet fish from my paddle board.

If you post videos of RFK speaking please know that I hate you.

Pushing bad owners out of baseball world do more to fix the game than a salary cap.

My life turned out so much better than I ever thought it could. Even in elementary school I was absolutely positive that I'd be a failure. Didn't even bother coming up w/ dreams because of it. I'm doing well. Compared to my population cohort, I'm a statistical anomaly. Its good to be wrong somtimes.

You know nothing about cheesecake

Importantly, this was a talking point for Confederates at the time.

Alexander Clarkson@aphclarkson.bsky.social · 4d ago

Another datapoint for the fascist radicalisation of institutional pillars of much of the American Right

AI should be treated like a public health issue more than it is. -It's habit forming if not addictive. -it negatively impacts your brain health -a future dsm will def include multiple new ai specific mental health conditions We should use the playbook that brought cigarettes down. It works.

Hell Yeah!

Language determines who you share the internet with. That should be the #1 deciding factor high school students use when picking a language to study. You might travel there for a week. But you'll be online every day of your god forsaken life.

This design makes me want to cook.

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 6d ago

Post a song w/ an amazing bridge.

Dreidel

YouTube video by Don McLean - Topic

youtu.be

Temple Tuff

bakoon@bakoon.bsky.social · 6d ago