Neil Degrassi Highson
@chhurpi.bsky.social
Former HoTMaiL user and proud Ralphs Rewards member
HI HELLO. Mitch McConnell and Tom Kean got longer medical leaves (with literally zero transparency and fully funded healthcare) than I, and most women get after having a baby…including having a baby via major surgery 💁🏻♀️
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
TaleSpin, very well named cartoon. First, that's a dangerous condition for a plane - we'll be enjoying some exciting aeronautics. But isn't the correct spelling "tailspin" aha - this pilot is a bear. Meet some high flying animals with a yarn or "tale" to "spin."
One thing that’s super weird about all the condolences. How many of Lindsay Graham’s family are on BlueSky.com? Like you just want all 38 year olds to know you wish them well? and for what?
The snotgreen opinion, the scotustightening opinion
if it’s going to happen I’d rather it happen quickly
Um, I don't think I'll be going to this particular Dollar General then.
The prevalence of LLM written blog posts on technical subjects is a staggering indictment on our failure to reach people in technical fields how to write
Today is World Refugee Day. Here’s a poem called ‘Refugees’.
I love how the HR website alerts me with an email whenever it detects a “signon from new device” It’s just a petit login A little signon mignon
I wish more people thought this way and now it’s occurring to me it’s been a long time since I worked somewhere that the CTO was a developer or had ever been one
> 10. Every organization cutting engineering headcount on the basis of AI output gains should read this report. I'll redirect this point toward the broader bit: AI coding has never struck us as an opportunity to cut engineers. It's just been a great way to enable our team more.
Memory-safe. 13% faster on average. ⚡️ The TrueType hinting interpreter in macOS and iOS has been rewritten in Swift, replacing the original C implementation. Pixel-perfect accuracy was validated across 27 million glyphs. And the results: www.swift.org/blog/migrati...
Wow. When I saw this for the first time it was only seven years old.
UHF is coming to the Greek Theatre on October 31, live-to-screen with a full orchestra conducted by the score’s composer John Du Prez! Plus there’ll be a Q&A afterwards with me and some special guests! Tickets go on sale Thursday at 10am PT - for complete show info go to weirdal.com!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Mockingbird in possession of a good forest must be in want of a Why Bird
Need a job at a company where nobody unironically says please advise It’s death by a thousand please advises
you thought we were making the Torment Nexus, from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create the Torment Nexus but actually we were making the Collective Unconscious, from classic Jungian work Please God Don't Unleash the Collective Unconscious it's SaaS
even if nobody else believes in me, i know this section of the emoji keyboard believes in me
My mayor’s Muslim The President’s stinko My Christian’s Dior Los Knicks en cinco. -JF
best part of Backrooms was when he said “it’s backrooms time”
are you kidding me
Ha, this how half the people I work with unironically write in Slack
Reminded that invitations on LinkedIn could really use a "Get Restraining Order" button
Today I am annoyed to learn Datadog’s templates’ Incident Variables use “UTC” with am/pm and there doesn’t seem to be a way to configure that UTC is not a timezone!