Ready, ok! What are we doing? What's going on? Male Cheer Leaders! That's the rule, That's the goal!
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · 10h agoThe Eagles found a renewable energy source: one male cheerleader powering a million conservative meltdowns.
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Producer of Chicago's movie-riffing show, www.downinfrontlive.com He/him Much like my show, I more comment on other people's posts than post myself. It's not unheard of, but my Replies are significantly more robust than my Posts.
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · 10h ago
‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article https://theonion.com/wall-street-journal-defends-decision-to-publish-peggy-noonan-generated-article/
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
Tim Curry was just holding on long enough to outlive the one person who looked better than him in a bustier, right?
BREAKING: Guy who wanted to live forever last week still wants to live forever
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2w agoBryan Johnson, a wealthy tech entrepreneur whose slogan is “Don’t Die,” has called himself “the healthiest person on the planet.” He consumes little meat, but a lot of collagen peptides and supplements in order to defeat mortality. Why is his goal to make it possible to live forever? nyti.ms/4im4Nuj
1. it wasn't a random dude 2. it was actually very funny 3. i am already inside your walls
I've got ADHD meds sorted after a long drought, but they're more expensive and I lost a lot of time to brain fog and going round in circles with my insurance's "preferred supplier". Got a Patreon update planned for early next week, but needs for right now in the $600 range.
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Trump using all those unsuspecting reporters and staffers as bait for a threat to his life is unforgivable, but the National Lampoonery of hiding in a catering cart to change planes would be charming if any other president had done it.
Back in the '80s you could make a show and name the main character something like "Kidd Video," and never explain it; that's the name of the show, so *of course* it's the lead's name!
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolutely mandatory item it must include? Obviously, the answer is the Junk Drawer Organizer! It even has a special compartment for miscellaneous lint and grit! So you don't have to!
Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · 4w agofor a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? a spatula so large that you cannot open the junk drawer without jiggling back and forth
wtf kind of framing is this? "Arsonist predicted the town will burn to the ground if he doesn't stop setting houses on fire."
CNN@cnn.com · last mo.President Trump predicted an oil catastrophe if the war with Iran didn’t end. The clock is ticking | Analysis: https://cnn.it/4cfRh7H
My wife asked me last night if I was in the dungeon from Dungeon Crawler Carl and I made it to level three, what race and class would I choose? For race, I would stay human or humanoid, but for class I would choose a Beastmaster or something else that amasses animal companions.
Downplay A Book Or Movie: The Six-hour Ferry Ride Home
Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · last mo.Downplay a book or movie: My wife says "Hallway Crawler Carl."
Downplay a book or movie: The Hasty and the Huffy
John Ryan@johnryanwrites.bsky.social · last mo.Downplay a book or movie: I can do both: Squabble Club
Downplay a book or movie: A Curiosity On 34th St
🏳️⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her]@alexandraerin.com · last mo.Downplay a book or movie: We Have Sometimes Lived in a Castle
Downplay a book or movie: We Have Sometimes Lived in a Castle
Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · last mo.Downplay a book or movie: My wife says "Hallway Crawler Carl."
Downplay a book or movie: I can do both: Squabble Club
Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · last mo.Downplay a book or movie: My wife says "Hallway Crawler Carl."
Downplay a book or movie: My wife says "Hallway Crawler Carl."
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · last mo.Downplay a book or movie: "Okayest of the Okayest"
Downplay a book or movie: Who's Intimidated By Viginia Woolf? Who's Afraid of West Virginia Woolf? Who's Afraid of Virginia Doog?
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · last mo.Downplay a book or movie: "Okayest of the Okayest"
I will always keep you safe from scary things.
Sarah Z@sarahz.bsky.social · last mo.Your pet magically gains the ability to perfectly understand your human language for the length of one sentence. You can say one sentence to your pet, and they will understand your meaning and retain the information forever. After that, they will go back to only speaking pet. What do you say?
Marvel announces that they're changing the name of "X-Men" to "Twitter-Men"