luigi’s sidekick
@chilisunrise.bsky.social
shitposting actuary musician. my ✨ therapy is just thinking about my friends. (she/her) https://chilisunrise.hearnow.com/vape-cloud-supernova
I can outspend my salary like Tracy Morgan can out-eat ozempic
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 20h agoi don't care if the danged chat bots are "thinking." that's not my problem. stop putting them in my computers
What’s the best song ever and why is it Roy Orbison’s “You Got It”
tony was a pretty good confirmation of something i've suspected for a while and that seems to be that matt johnson doesn't know that women exist
roight, eh’s a reaw croime, wat’s appenin’ in gazar there. dis one’s cawwed “shaipe of yu”
Whooooo wants to swing me by my ankles and slam me against a gong
This is a very good point and the thing to understand is that’s not what’s happening on either side. The republicans are identifying all the people they want to target for degradation and a repeal of their civil rights. The democrats are giving a list of who they’re okay to do that to.
Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 2d agoa lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
Normal Particles are filling up my brain at lightning speed
It’s day four of sobriety and new meds. I have so much mental energy that’s wildly undirected
Can you take my pills Can you take my telephone pills
Do the kids these days even know about The Hazards of Love? Do the adults know about it
I don’t even have a place to put this. What am I doing with my life
luigi’s sidekick@chilisunrise.bsky.social · 3w agoSometimes you have to go pick up a crt tv from facebook marketplace at 8pm
I hope my boss gets the promotion he’s going for, but I hope more that he stays bc he’s been one of if not the best boss I’ve had
