I have no idea how this became my most bangerest skeet - and like four times more so than my next selfie - but, gosh, y'all sure made this gal feel special. Thank you. And thank estrogen.

Saga, sighs queen@saga.iam.bi · 23h ago

I'm 48. I transitioned when I was 42. It's never too late.

The Clockwork God tightens his "corset" excuse my increased absence, very busy with uni

you'd think that if all you needed to make some gold was iron + wine that alchemists would have figured it out 500 years ago

Ernie Smith@ernie.tedium.co · 23h ago

I found this out because I was looking for info about other artists who got RIAA certifications. Iron & Wine has a surprising number of Gold singles!

I'm 48. I transitioned when I was 42. It's never too late.

Hannah Who@notablyuncool.bsky.social · yesterday

If you have transitioned later in life, please know how deeply you are needed here. Your story is the exact proof someone else needs to finally take their first step.

her name is Sophia and Yaldabaoth is her son

Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

my new Bit is gonna be to tell people they have brain sand en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpora...

Anyway I am no longer feeling sad and frustrated, I am getting hype for Honcho Campout next week where I will be again working Pick-Me-Ups in the evening so if any of you other techno homos will be there, say hi. #synthsky #musicsky #techno #house #oontz #bingbong

I was in a badmood today due to financial and job troubles. That mood led me not to want to do anything. That led to me scrolling bluesky and that...that...that led to me feeling A LOT worse. There are still nice little things here but when there's a bad thing, everyone talks about the same thing.

I watched this whole thing, it slowly dawning on me that these weren't American actors doing British accents. Then I saw it was from SNL UK. Then I learned that "SNL UK" was a thing.

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 2d ago

Perhaps the unlikeliest of comedy sketches to crop up in 2026, but also one of the funniest:

The sword dangling over my head had lowered a touch over night. Still not close enough that I was freaking out but I could sense its movement.

I was supposed to have a freelance contract done by now. It got delayed...and now is almost certain not to happen. If anyone wants to help me make up that shortfall of $1350, I'd be incredibly grateful. #MutualAidMonday venmo.com/code?user_id... cash.app/$sagaas

hate me if you must but I still love a good gif

Black Celebration, Music For The Masses, Violator #DepecheMode

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

Boy George fires [JOB] who blocked his AI Pro-[PLACE] [MUSIC GENRE] song, drops diss track about [BAND] singer Solid Mad Lib, tbh

Ricardo 🇵🇸@thoughtcat.com · 3d ago

Someone should develop a Boy George fires X and drops diss track about Y headline generator

SO MANY OF YOU. SO MANY

Col. Will Porter@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 4d ago

casualties of language

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

I have never seen a "sex scenes in movies are pointless" post that was essential to the experience of being alive. I think people who are making those posts are doing it for fetish reasons

I thought American conservatives had "hypocritically voting against their own self-interests" on lock, guess not

andrewtheblueskier@andrewtheblueskier.bsky.social · 4d ago

Czechia's leading anti immigration party is led by the local movement ringleader. Named Tomio Okamura

Terrible plan because my first, second, and third thoughts were all "either way it's getting ate."

I kinda want to guest on some podcasts again. Anyone want to have me on to talk about TTRPG design, motorcycles, or Detroit?

guillotina would be a great name for a girl

I just saw a woman at the grocery store who was wearing a shirt that said "your anxiety is lying to you." Damn, that's the best thing a t-shirt has ever said to me. *and* you, probably.

michigan deserves a senator who bends their knees and bobs up and down and whistles when they do their idle animation

I'm not sure what it says about me that I'd rather be fetishized by a cis man for having tits and dick than fetishized by a trans woman in her 20s for being twice her age.

"like to see some of you older Millennials try this shit. You can't crouch and roll. You can barely tumble. 'Ooh, my back, my back.' Get out of here! If Jimothy can do it, you can do it!" -- Jimothy talking in third person before his karate lessons

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Hey, nerds. This is the guy that Shane, the owner of Pinnacle (Savage Worlds, Deadlands, et al) thinks is a "brave young journalist" who tells the truth about things. Just so you really know who you're supporting with your money.

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