Emil Čolić

@chol.ch

Horror/SFF and game writer in Amsterdam. Working on Horizon at Guerrilla Games.

"You gotta check out this viral animated web show dude, it's about a bunch of weirdos trapped in a simulated world, but get this: it's also about trau--"

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FIVE: We have a level. It's already fully complete with final art. It's an island with a volcano made out of literal donuts. Please write the intro VO a NPC will speak to the player which explains volcano donut island. No, it can't be funny. This game is extremely serious in tone

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little to no money in my crypto x FTX wallet, and nothing particular to interest me on twitch, I thought I would discord surf a little and see the wavy part of the chat.

Every app is so thirsty after you take a screenshot. “Trying to share this? 🤔 There’s an easier way! 😻 po.ob/1awuM” No I’m screenshotting the fact that your button label is truncated so it says “Usage Anal…” do you have a better way for me to dunk on that with friends

great name for a second-tier member of the Hut cartel who will inadvertently betray you in the backroom of a Tatooine cantina

a package that reads 'Muy Fragil'

I can’t believe IGN gave Subnautica 2 a 7 when there’s 300,000 concurrent players. Right after they gave Mixtape a 10? What are they thinking?! The tongue wrestling minigame?! I really need help, my kids hate me with a passion and I haven’t had a meaningful moment with my wife in years. IGN just ga-