fuck-my-pissy is it cool if I get in on this? @aoc.bsky.social chicken jockey!!!!!!
sluggish schizophrenia truther@fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 2d ago@aoc.bsky.social whoop whoop
Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave
@chorbinc.bsky.social
Thermite specialist. Mink Trapper. Atlanta Falcons Beatwriter
sluggish schizophrenia truther@fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 2d agocatapult. ballista. trebuchet. Yea, if you’re a siege weapon of ancient civilization warfare, you best expect they give you a kickass name
Guy who pisses standing up: “everytime I piss I’m marking my territory as the alpha, the apex predator “ Guy who pisses sitting down: “erm there’s actually hieroglyphic records of sitting pissers dating back to the nubians you know” Guy who pisses in the sink: “hey what’s up man how’s it going”
Guy walking into men’s bathroom: “ugh, I hate how every video game has to have a poison swamp area now”
I’ve had turkey sandwiches more transcendental than major life experiences
*boiling skin molting back into my online persona* Anyways we’ve captured Tony Hawk, we’re get set him loose blindfolded, oiled and buckass naked in Mercedes Benz Stadium. Arthur Blank will be handing out kukris at the door and paying out 50k per permanent injury on the guy. Go Falcs!
Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave@chorbinc.bsky.social · last wk.Not to ironically slip the veil, but as someone whos only active social media presence is as the persona “tony hawk’s mass grave”, articulating the use of social media as the performance of kayfabe is so pointed and accurate holy shit youtu.be/v4DpWMjg4p0
Not to ironically slip the veil, but as someone whos only active social media presence is as the persona “tony hawk’s mass grave”, articulating the use of social media as the performance of kayfabe is so pointed and accurate holy shit youtu.be/v4DpWMjg4p0
I'm about done with "political content"
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Confession: I haven’t heard this song in years but it’s replaced the word amazing in my vocabulary. I’ll be eating Indian Food thinking to myself “mhmmm this chana masala! This that shit that give a flower color”
Average pre y2k Spotify bio: “P.E.E. (sometimes stylized as Pee, short for Potentially Egregious Error) is a San Francisco–born indie rock band known for their hook-laden, hyperactive blend of grind-pop and math-rock… (1/29)” Average post y2k Spotify bio: @shitpantstheband “great with children”
Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave@chorbinc.bsky.social · 2w agoNot to betray my kin in the generation war but the boomers & elder millennials are the only ones who know how to write a damn biogrpahy. Sick of these gen-z / gen-alpha artists whos bios are pithy little jokes or played-out insta captions— bitch I’m in the Spotify bio for your whole life story!!!!
Not to betray my kin in the generation war but the boomers & elder millennials are the only ones who know how to write a damn biogrpahy. Sick of these gen-z / gen-alpha artists whos bios are pithy little jokes or played-out insta captions— bitch I’m in the Spotify bio for your whole life story!!!!
Forgetting to cut the seams on a new pair of dress pants’ pockets is like starting new game plus and losing all your inventory upgrades
Boys do not go to Jupiter to get more stupider that was a lie. They go to youtube
The more I think about it this is the closest man’s ever been to outlining the edges of the human spirit. I could give you my money, my charity, sure, but any human being would much rather give you a piece of themselves, a fragment of their essence; their favorite macaroni shape
Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave@chorbinc.bsky.social · 3w agoObservation about the truth of the human spirit: If the “round up $1.00 for charity?” Button at grocery checkout was “choose a pasta shape to donate?” Instead I think it’d see 3 times the use. You KNOW I’d be there like “yoooooooo team Rigatoni!!!! ‘Toni for the orphans let’s gooooo”
Observation about the truth of the human spirit: If the “round up $1.00 for charity?” Button at grocery checkout was “choose a pasta shape to donate?” Instead I think it’d see 3 times the use. You KNOW I’d be there like “yoooooooo team Rigatoni!!!! ‘Toni for the orphans let’s gooooo”
Keeping a mood board that’s just a different pantone for that day’s best offering upon the porcelain throne
sluggish schizophrenia truther@fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 3w agoi can recall every single poop i have even take
Me and the fellas are up at 4:00 AM 5 Kentucky Fire Cured Swamp Stoagies™ deep googling “best funny bonobo monkeys tierlist bracket”
Why didn’t Mr. Beast ever get into the hydraulic press game? “World’s most EXPENSIVE hydraulic press!” or “I pressed $100,000 of Sturgeon Roe and Saffron!” or “Last to Leave HYDRAULIC PRESS Gets $1,000,000!!!” Imagine he flattens Chandler Beast. Shit would’ve done 50m views
Number one comic right now in the Joe Rogansphere of comedy: “What’s the deal with GAY airplane food?”
How come Alvin & The Chipmunks are the only movie franchise to receive a squeakquel???
Gen Z Mohel with the broccoli haircut who does low taper circs
Yo fuck-my-pissy you remember like 10 years ago when that girl gave a Denny’s waiter a blowjob for a tip? Good times man good times
sluggish schizophrenia truther@fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 4w agoi found the current phone i use in a public toilet at #dennys
Once a month a findom bot account follows me and that’s the only growth this account has seen in probably a year and a half. What, too much piss talk or something?
POV: you’re a one-eyed minion in the minion race war. Bob just motioned you to his fellow twofers and snarled “baNANA 👁️🤌🏻😡” at you
Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave@chorbinc.bsky.social · 4w agoSewing sociopolitical class divides throughout minions culture by spreading 1-eyed vs 2-eyed propaganda
Sewing sociopolitical class divides throughout minions culture by spreading 1-eyed vs 2-eyed propaganda