Chris

@chrisbertolet.bsky.social

Formerly TV’s Gary Busey, Pet Judge. He/him 🌱🎸⭕️ 🏒👑 🦎🏠4 all https://neno-la.org/donate

FanDuel pays $290 to acquire an average user and makes $1400 in lifetime value Nobody likes getting their nutsack worked over with a jackhammer like a sports betting enthusiast

We passed through Blackhawk and then quickly Central City today and both agree that stretch of the drive was just a dream state. Genuinely one of the weirdest three or four miles of road I think I’ve ever been on. It’s a casino and facadetown tucked into a canyon like it’s trying to hide.

when ugg unfrozen, think agriculture was mistake. it shocking, scary! new thing sometimes make afraid. but ugg learn- agriculture not problem. money. that problem.

“Lavender Sunrise” from Garcia (rebel grown I think) tastes like smoking a gin and tonic. Truly awful flavor profile. Reads web copy “creamy” oh god no it is astringent, maybe you meant “quinine-y”

A longtime friend is having cancer surgery today after helping his wife through her own crushing treatment over the past year and man why do the cluster bombs of life always go off around good people

a generation of spoiled american children were falsely told that they are special and their choices are valid because the most important thing you can do is be yourself. madness and stupidity! the ONLY important thing you can do is be an interperson, micropart of the macroorganism. an organelle!

Humans have practiced agriculture for twelve thousand years, and that agriculture has always involved dirt and shit. But only a radically consolidated, choice-illusory food system under modern industrial capitalism could turn one contaminated crop into a 47-state outbreak.