Chris in SF
@chrismsf.bsky.social
“We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.” - Vonnegut FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE! - David Lynch Antifa isn’t real and I’m proud to be a part of it
The whole of tech seems devoted to making people as lazy and isolated as possible. This is because the whole of tech is populated by people who don’t want to adult and have never processed their social anxiety. Tech today is either replacing mom or being left alone.
Jordan Love should be called “The Congressman” because there’s never a clean pocket to be found.
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
Eli Valley@elivalley.bsky.social · 2d agoBoasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
What an embarrassment of a country. We won’t even keep kids healthy. Yet we have the money for (insert any of a million stupid-to-evil things the US spends money on, like genocide).
Bruce Lesley@brucelesley.bsky.social · 3d agoWhen 2.3 Million Children Disappear from Medicaid, Ask Why brucelesley.substack.com/p/when-23-mi...
Scoop: The anonymous source behind a POLITICO story that the White House is now using to justify a ban on the outlet was none other than JD Vance himself. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/white-hous...
The Source Behind The Ban
The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, Status has learned.
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Got butthurt that no one ever smashed either like OR subscribe
Shoe@shoe.bsky.social · 5d agoMen, what's stopping you from holding the camera really close to your face and talking in a self-assured fashion while walking outdoors uttering gibberish?
Judges continually pulling America into “basic human rights” territory.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4d agoA federal judge has ordered Texas to air condition all of the state’s prisons by the end of 2029 High temperatures violate the Constitution’s protection against cruel and unusual punishment, the judge ruled.
Pro jerseys should never be of a color that does not appear in nature. Hey guys did you hear Aaron Donald is back on the Savannah Bananas
That was the best anthem since Whitney. Except this one might’ve been live.
Dear Amazon, “Free pickup” is not a benefit. That is called shopping. Get fucked. Sincerely, All of us
“Great canons angle toward great power, and the great privilege of great power is an incuriosity about those who lack it.” Ta-Nehisi Coates, The Message
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
if you are reviewing an unpublished manuscript and you have the sheer unmitigated audacity, cheek, gall and laziness to upload it into an LLM to generate a review, let me tell you, you should be shunned and tarred and feathered
The Ultimate Man is a femboy James Spader in a “Brawny paper towels guy” Halloween costume. Belgium hath declared.
Mike Noble@mikenoble.bsky.social · last wk.Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
Love that Amazon is still highlighting random defenders before the play. The last guy they told us to watch was apparently spying Jared Goff, 65 yards from the endzone with 0:20 left in the half. Genius stuff.
This football game is already over so I opened eBay out of boredom and…what?? I can’t stress enough how little I need a sword in my life. I’d buy a bucket with a hole in it before any sort of sword whatsoever.
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
brutusdavis99.bsky.social@brutusdavis99.bsky.social · last wk.Did you ever meet Bob Kraft?
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
I’m not ready to dismiss American slavery quite so easily as he who was quoted, but as far as documents and data go, yes absolutely, and may the penalties for this drill yet another massive hole in AI’s sinking ship.
Jason Kint@kint.bsky.social · last wk.Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
Happy 30th birthday to Tool’s Ænima, a monumental album even if the Spotify playlist looks like this.
If all I posted was police accountability you’d only hear from me two or three times a year. Here’s one. May he rot in hell.
Jon Seidel@jonseidel.bsky.social · last wk.Ten counts of deprivation of civil rights under color of law and one count of brandishing a firearm during a crime of violence.
New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:
Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem
A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.
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