Never going to get bored of reviews of *titanium* watches saying "it's so light. It feels cheap."
If the new James Bond movie hasn't hired Nina Gold to tell them who the next Bond is, they should, and if they have, she's already told them and they're just pissing about.
The media's takeaway from an El-Sayed win is the same as it would have been from a Stevens win, and the same as it will be if El-Sayed wins the general, or if he loses it: everyone, no matter who they are, needs to take several steps to the right.
Speaking of which, who's got a pair of trainers they love? Like, these are the ones, I could wear these the rest of my life? Cause it's been years since I had any like that.
Chris Murray@chrismurray.bsky.social · 10h agoI hate Amazon, you hate Amazon. But if buying trainers direct from one of the biggest brands in the world takes more than a week...
I hate Amazon, you hate Amazon. But if buying trainers direct from one of the biggest brands in the world takes more than a week...
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I wish I was this capable of winding people up. It's artistry.
Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · 16h agoThere’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
Easter egg: The secret Falcon on the Rodger Young conning tower. (It's impossible to see, but it's in this scene.)
Being very cool & normal, decided to translate my name into Elvish. But neither "mur" nor "ray" really feature in Elvish. But Murray comes from Moray so... Mor means dark (see Mordor). Raya means wander/astray. So Murray is a modern take on "dark wanderer" or "lost in the darkness." Sort of.
Kind of mesmerised by the idea of buying an expensive flat overlooking the shipyards where my dad was made redundant approximately 5,483 times.
Watched The Dark Knight Rises last night and it's much better than I remember. It also contains all the flaws I remember, top being a repeated reliance on coincidence as plan. Interestingly I understood all the dialogue so either they changed the mix or my speakers are a difference maker.
Turn a film into a film about shitting yourself by adding a letter: Faeces in the Crowd (2011)
Brainmage.itch.io@brainmage.bsky.social · yesterdayTurn a film into a film about shitting yourself by adding a letter: Logan's Runs
"Satire is not bankruptcy. You can't just declare it." - Jordan Vogt-Roberts Words that could do with being considered by every hack who's spent the last 24 hours praising Rod Liddle for being a prick.
Snigdha@snig.bsky.social · 2d agoYour reminder Rod Liddle not only said he couldn't have become a teacher because he "could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids" in The Spectator, but he also wrote laws banning child pornography are "absurd" in The Guardian. Abhorrent.
gym folk get really irritated when you say "look buddy, just tell me the exact number of situps i need to do to get a six pack" I've noticed
If anyone could just drop a like here to indicate that they understand why the wording of this joke annoys me, that'd be appreciated.
Being dead is not some kind of state line where, if you can just cross the border, all your trespasses evaporate. The flowers still wither where you poured salt. The living continue to suffer the consequences of your actions. People are entitled to say, he made the garden worse, and now he is gone.
Can't sleep so watching the first ever episode of Bones and it is laughably of its time. It could be called Buffy the Bone Collector. But it's also really well done. The entire cast, premise, and episode plot is intro'd and explained inside TEN MINUTES. And then our first acoustic-songed montage.
Seeley Booth Temperance Brennan
ALT: Seeley Booth Temperance Brennan
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Col one letter away from a searing hot take on Scottish rugby here.
Col needs to retire@colken.bsky.social · 2d agoDuran is not a winger, got to find a way to play him through the middle. Høgh looks like he hasn't had a pre-season even though he's already had competitive games. MON making a point playing Engels and Johnston as starters, knowing they'll be off soon and we'll be even worse off #celticfc
Like, whenever one of my coworkers died, exactly zero colleagues said they were great because they went out of their way to be a repellent prick all the time. Should perhaps have questions about a profession in which that is so clearly viewed as a great virtue?
I tend not to like fan casting because it inevitably runs on looks and excludes brilliant actors as a result. But people have been saying Dave as Kratos for years and you'd have to try very hard to honestly argue against it. Then again Chris Judge already did it perfectly so what's the point?
Shinobi602@shinobi602.bsky.social · 2d agoDave Bautista In Talks To Play Kratos In ‘GOD OF WAR’, Replacing Ryan Hurst In Amazon Series ➡️ deadline.com/2026/08/dave... #GodofWar
I was gonna write more or less exactly this. Which nicely helps prove the point, I guess.
Sam Whyte@samwhyte.bsky.social · 2d agoI have never seen a social platform so united as on the death of Rod Liddle. Right across the spectrum on here. Not even the standard self-righteous micro-bollockings in the replies. Imagine what kind of cunt you have to be to stem the high-handed whining on BLUESKY. Remarkable.
Like all great writers, it's a time to pay tribute to the words they left us with
The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 2d agoBREAKING: Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a short illness
"I know it wasn't Chris because he puts the toilet seat down," might be the best compliment a woman's ever given me.
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Pleasantly surprised to see everyone furious at Marie Le Conte today who has always been a cosplayer, revisionist, and wannabe main character. Goal achieved, I guess.
Every politician should be required by law to be interviewed by a kid just to prove they're an actual human being.
Pete Buttigieg@petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 3d agoI've done a lot of interviews, but Hannah, 11, was hard to keep up with!
BARRETT: I had my first in-ring match with Nick, in a pub in front of ten people. COLE: Wade, you had your very first match of your career against this man. BARRETT: Yes I did. If Cole legitimately can't work better than this, fire him. #Summerslam