mr beast breaks world record for "most glass hearts shattered via giant slingshot on online stream in riyadh saudi arabia"

u can't even grow corn anymore bcuz of woke

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Brooke Rollins: "We promised to get rid of all the crazy woke"

spider man brand new day features the world's first nude spider scene

spider man brand new day features the world's first spider/spider kiss

spiderman brand new day features the world's first human/spider kiss

You can never just move on from this, even after he's gone. Without punishment and ostracism for everyone who has participated in his crime spree over the last 18 months you can forget it- we're all just treading water until the next tyrant

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · yesterday

“.. Trump has leveraged his control of the federal government to instead escape the scrutiny that every other modern president, not to mention every other regular taxpayer, has been subject to.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/b...

it says right on the tag, "Made in Malaysia by Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn"

chibi netanyahu

currently evolving into my next form of being (slowly learning about warhammer)

i heard once you break 300 followers on here it really starts poppin off

cant wait to hear about the fauci files for the next six million years as a justification for not being able to afford gas

it's adam and eve not adam and pee

guy typing "write me a song called 'We Are Mitch McConnell'" into chatgpt

breaking news social media influencer clowntacular fell over in miami subscribe for more pop culture updates!!!

man how is Ben Garrison's art getting even worse

Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 2w ago

"socialism is when take people's food"

"two in three americans blame republicans for the thing they did"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Enten: "Two in three Americans blame Republicans for higher gas prices ... it is quite unlikely they'll be able to escape the blame at the ballot box"

Bluesky, if I verify my identity, do you PROMISE not to help the government kill me someday

you're telling me one of the worst people on earth did something *bad???*

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w ago

Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami, TMZ reports

ACAB includes the property brothers

"is the president a stinky baby?" i'm not doing this with you "you said you would be honest and forthright. answer the question: is the president a stinky diaper baby?" I've given my answer

hello it's me peter hegseth the secretary of war and im excited to tell you my plan to create genetically enhanced super soldiers with steroids and T injections. we're gonna have to muscliest soldiers in history, just like our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ would have wanted

to stop the spread of woke we removed the anti American regulation requiring hand washing. what happened next will shock you ("hyperdiarrhea")

did catturd die too or did i dream that

hello sir do you think we have the whole story about his death, after all Putin has a history of assassinating political threats, do you think he saw this weird like sycophantic gremlin guy as a threat to his war efforts, did he know lindsey was actually the linchpin holding the opposition together

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w ago

GREG KELLY: Do you think we know the whole story about Lindsey Graham's death? TRUMP: Well, I *think* we do. We have great doctors and they talked about a certain part of his body literally blew up.

look all im saying is we don't know for CERTAIN Lindsey Graham wasn't tied to an altar and sacrificed in a horrific ritual of an ancient era, his life force drawn out and transferred to the emaciated husk of Mitch McConnell, his sunken eyes flaring to life once more im just saying it's POSSIBLE

we’re too late; lindsey graham has chosen his new vessel for reincarnation

you don’t have to say nice things about lindsey graham we are past that cultural moment, largely thanks to the man he knew was one of the worst people alive and deliberately enabled at every turn he was a bad person and did awful things and you can just be honest about it

i spoke to mitch mcconnell in a dream. he appeared to me as a 12 foot muscular woman with rippling abs and long flowing hair. on second thought it may not have actually been mitch mcconnell

I think the last time I saw mcconnell even attempt to speak he collapsed and had to be lifted back to his feet so this somewhat strains credulity

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 4w ago

Scott Jennings says he spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning.

Congress is so dysfunctional that multiple members have vanished for months, others continued "legislating" while nearly comatose, several have run while battling illnesses that killed them in office, and now one of SC's Senators may or may not be dead, and nobody knows.