crystal

@cim.bsky.social

33 / f / chicago. mechanical engineer / product designer, speedrunner, vaguely leftist, queer / polyam / transfemme. @iscrystalme on Twitter

People who treated the headphone jack removal in smartphones as inevitable are the people who led us to generative AI slop. In this essay, I will-

if establishment candidates want to start winning primaries again all you have to do is say that rich people have too much money and that youll prosecute trump admin staffers and republicans that have broken the law

opened Feeld for a sec when trying to dismiss a notification and it immediately showed me a white unicorn hunter couple who listed their identity as "Two-Spirit". what a great day to Not Be On The Apps lol

the first week of August has this eerie temporal quality in my life where seemingly everything starts. a year ago today I started at my current job. two years ago yesterday I started dating one of my partners. three years ago today was when I first went to a treasured friends-weekend up north. etc

I think the thing that really sold the ai grift wasn't so much the text generating machines, but that the companies tell users they are Very Special Boys for "knowing how to prompt", thus preserving their egos. It's a slot machine that tells people they earned the jackpot through hard work and grit.

Is there a good cell phone app where I can paste a URL of a website I want to read later and it converts it into an ebook I can load onto an e-reader later? ideally with like some sort of cloud so that the computer that loads my ebook gets the article with minimal work required

"Tech is out of ideas so they have to do AI and surveillance", when "make everything we use cute and tiny and different shapes and more ergonomic and whatever" is an evergreen idea. Until they bring back the iPhone mini then tech truly is not out of ideas

I love how in America trucks can have a sign that just says "btw if your car is hit by all the rocks flung out of my bed every time the road bumps, it's actually somehow your fault? fuck you" and that's just like a normal and accepted cost of driving a car anywhere

A chip in a windshield that is in no way whatsoever my fault

Their inability to even decisively lose in Iran, the bottom falling out of the AI boom, they are turning all their attention to repression, red scare, economic punishment (Canada tarrifs) and now medicaid attacks. They are cornered, terrified and flailing. Extremely dangerous, extremely weak

is there any app more insistent on immediately refreshing content away, never to be seen again, than Instagram? It's fucking unusable if you ever want to find information, or show someone a funny post or switch apps while viewing a post. why is it the default app for local business and community

no greater joy on a lightly hung over Saturday morning than going to Bang Bang and not even having to wait in line for my slice of pie and biscuit

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

ME: Hey, I’m hungry, can you show me some places to eat YELP and GOOGLE MAPS: Oh, sure! ME: Great, are they open now? YELP and GOOGLE MAPS: “Open now”? You want to know if they’re open NOW? Well, LA-DEE-DA, you needy little bitch