the temu app will be studied for generations. i opened the app. here’s my unedited, nearly two-minute launch sequence. i was just searching for a bookshelf
Chris
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Designer | dog father | BHAFC | J.League | otaku | https://record.club/cjd
I guess Argentina can only be offensive when they see IShowSpeed
I learned about 'dopamine sites' that are popular in South Korea and put together maru.place A feed never ends, so you scroll until you feel worse. Maru closes the loop. Craving without the consequence. 🟠
maru — a calmer thing to open when you're bored
Order anything, pay nothing, and it still arrives. A small, complete ritual for the moment you'd otherwise doomscroll.
maru.place
I've been building an app that lets you create and share football lineup graphics. squadra-app.com I've just launched it on ProductHunt so if you have an account, please give it an upvote www.producthunt.com/products/squ...
Squadra: The fastest way to share your starting XI | Squadra | Product Hunt
Squadra is the fastest way to turn your starting XI into a graphic worth sharing. Pick a formation, drop in players (search real squads or type your mates names from your Sunday league), tweak the kit...
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I put together a website over the weekend that simply links to every #JLeague club’s (and more!) YouTube channel where they upload match highlights – jleague.tube
Absolutely crazy game after a dull 85 minutes. AFCON goated
SickosFC@sickosfc.bsky.social · 7mo agoThe Senegal 🇸🇳 Goal by Pape Gueye for the lead in Extra Time. BANGER
Times New Roman is a British typeface. Perhaps they should consider something American-made like Comic Sans.
Chris Stanford@stanfordc.bsky.social · 8mo agoMr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Evergreen. Honestly this movie broke something inside of me.
Chris@cjdowner.com · last yr.It's been a year
If I have to politely listen to a server explain how a small plates restaurant works one more time I am going to go postal.
Spotify Wrapped continues to be fun while Apple Music’s Replay is as dry as a spreadsheet 🤷
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
I always wondered why they made a movie about an elevator but apparently it's "List"???
Every stress, anxiety and worry leaving my body after I started playing Hawaiian music. That spongebob type shit.
Typical experience of using an Apple Watch workout while walking the dog. Dog stops to sniff for 3 seconds: Oi! Are you still walking? Forget to end the route when driving home: You’re now clearly walking at 40mph, way to go!
Crying at the word 食べさせられなければならない. AKA the final boss of Japanese grammar.
Happy new FPL season to all those who celebrate! The only reason why anyone would be invested in Forest v Brentford.
I have never heard of this game before but I could have sworn it was just browsing the web in the EU.
VGC@videogameschronicle.com · last yr.Seminal idle game Cookie Clicker is coming to consoles next week. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/seminal...
Getting my Jump To Conclusions! mat out here. Apple's recent moves and interest in F1 is shaping up to mean only one thing. AppleTV+ Cadillac F1 Team
I'm sorry everyone but someone on TikTok actually built one of Wallace's machines from the films and you have to see this:
Great day to be a Brighton fan. From watching the women’s team be awful whilst getting sunburned to watching the men’s team be equally bad.
At what point in time did YouTube comments actually become worth reading? Have there been any studies into this?
Me when I first started using AI: "Could you please refine this message to sound more articulate? Thank you." Me now: "Make words better."