Clandestine Omelette
@clandestine-om.bsky.social
an elite secretive egg-based breakfast dish engaging in general tomfoolery in a covert fashion. runs on coffee and memes. loves dogs. will bite if provoked.
A data center was just shut down in Wisconsin after the town council refused to have private talks with the developer and told them everything would include public approval That’s how it’s done, folks
hi. abuse survivor here. "keeping it a private family matter" is how abuse perpetuates for generations unabated. so how about we collectively stop advocating for that. thx.
proud new owner of a 1960's classic piccolo. i got a great deal, yes, but more importantly, i promised the seller i would love and appreciate it as much as she did. we sought it out for the very same reasons. i didn't just buy a piccolo. i get to carry on its legacy.
all this talk lately about madison square garden has me randomly upset again over the fact that my grandmother had us all scared to touch MSG for YEARS, convinced of her "allergy" and scrutinizing every food label, only to learn in my adulthood that she was full of shit.
Even though it's technically more correct, people get weird if you say "I'm gonna go receive a shower"
if you say "smash that like button" i am immediately stopping your video, reporting you for violence, blocking you by any and all means necessary, and moving on to your competitor.
when I reply to someone “literal lol” I’m terrified they will realize what that must mean about all the times I just said “lol”
for the second time in just this school year, one of my kids lost what they thought was a VERY good friend - all because it was revealed openly that my kids don't believe in god. i really hate this community.
trump's strategy regarding the strait: 1. total blockade 2. ???? 3. free passage
i'm temporarily housed in a small conference room due to electrical work going on in my office suite. there is a weird hum in here. i can't figure out the source. it never stops. expect me to go insane by the end of the day.
in case anyone was wondering what it looks like outside, i took a photo for you
who told you this? was it three targets in a trench coat?
pi day is just a made-up holiday perpetuated by big math in an effort to sell more math.
Let’s get one thing straight: We are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
ah, but what if we just keep killing guys until we find one who isn't mad we killed all the other guys
we have saved daylight but at what cost
please wish me a happy third coming of age day because 🤯
you know, i signed up for online classes to AVOID having to interact with my classmates. now i'm stuck working with two of them for the next two months. thanks. i hate it.
