liberal: i have this thing where i close my eyes for the last time..

Wheres the drawing of that one loser knight angrily rubbing her pussy vagina on the pommel of her stronger rival's sword I know one of you have it

They left her to run the entire store by herself for really no reason at all

My gorgeous little chudlings

"oh my god I LOVE the neutral you have on your nails what is it" oh thanks its called Oxygen Deprivation

How dreadfully interesting

second base is leeches

siscon was wild this year you have to come next year

Guys... I gave my self bad bitch psychosis... the dopamine surge of talking to bad bitches was just too much

God has sent me on a mission to get fat as shit for no reason

My brother did some tarot readings for me today

I smoked a lot of plant stem cells in college

They do so many extra things after my laser sessions now that 50% just sound like specialized knowledge stuff and 50% completely made up. "Okay and now I'm going to apply some Plant Stem Cells" yea man sure whatever you gotta do go for it

alright babe that's it I'm going to the gas station myself from now on

My accent has been coming back since I cut ties with my family how does that work

I feel like a switch just flipped. like I have forbidden knowledge

Forget everything you know about 11am 300mg caffeine nap

nvm

mara definitely@cloudsponge.bsky.social · last wk.

there's no way my new slop paradigm is going to work who am I kidding

My buddy symbolizes chaos and danger but also new beginnings

Forget everything you know about going on the computer

It's been so long since Ive been up this late its like I'm on the computer in a completely different way

Special Liquid Ending Explained

I Drank the Special Liquid After 1am and THIS Happened?!??

mara definitely@cloudsponge.bsky.social · 2d ago

Im working on a special liquid

I made a promise to myself to stop pointing out typeface and linguistic anachronisms in funny edits that are meant to look like old newspaper articles

and on April 2nd, 2023, you posted "in the elf pussy stressed as fuck exhibiting resource guarding behaviors"? [unintelligible] Counsel, please instruct your client to speak int- [unintelligible] like a character I do. "A character you do?" Like a character I do. Whos in the elf pussy like that

Here’s my 2021 ones

john cogs is a hack and a scoundrel and his fluid will be exposed as the sham it is by my liquid

bro we're out of milk and creamer what are we going to do