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every time i’ve been at the hospital this year for my mom, i clear their vending machine’s sugar free red bulls within 2-3 days. it’s happened every time and i am at it again.

pop•tarts review: frosted strawberry cheesecake definitely not a favorite, cheesecake flavoring evokes fake butter like they went for the cheapest extract. nothing special about the pastry. icing was consistent 6/10

box of frosted strawberry cheesecake pop•tarts, 8 toaster pastriesmy hand holding up a frosted strawberry cheesecake pop•tarts with a big ol bite taken out of it. cream icing with a wiggly line of orangey pink

it’s always fun to walk home from the bar and clock all the objects on the street i want to film in the sunrise. i’m gunna video those torn up sandals and that milk carton in the best sunbeam in 5 hours.

audio commentaries are fun because a director will mention a great antidote then will immediately follow it up with something like “now david is eating in this scene, of course”

The Furious is the best action movie in years. was amazing to see in a packed movie theater. to hear over a hundred people ooh, ah, wince, and cheer in tandem - that’s some human shit and cinema.

The Backrooms are the exact kind of horror concept that a child would come up with. "What if you were in a room that looked like an office and couldn't leave." Buddy, a lot of people are doing that. It's called going to work