drinking a buzzball watching jackass (2002) and what does it say about me that i'm attracted to like half of them

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

muscular baby jeb lund@mobute.bsky.social · 2y ago

really need the "poopie's up on the strip" account to migrate here, because we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

my hot take as someone Very into themed entertainment: hhn adults are worse than disney adults

is this a good time to share the letterboxd list i made about non-dolly parton movies that lean on her music because it was a real two nickels situation

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

my creature has such weird hands because of her extra claws and her opposable thumbs look at her

my stylist isn't coming up on the booking menu for my salon and her instagram link is dead i swear to god if i have to find a new person after i was Finally happy with the color and pricing she did

always wild to me as a leftist who works in higher ed when people are private about salaries. the local newspaper just published their annual spreadsheet of ours lmao

turning 30 in a month which is why i'm Giddy about the new office supplies i bought myself this semester

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

teaching a class for the first time and put my melody on an intro slide for emotional support

mad i can't go to a challengers screening that's giving a prize for best tennis fit bc i have Responsibilities 🙄

i know they're evil and i don't even think they have this feature anymore but i really miss dollskill being a website where you could filter by Vibe by selecting a doll. need other clothing websites to do that

singlehandedly saved my student like $7k against the will of the school i work at

showed an mtg guy disney pin collecting and i fear i may have created a monster

i keep getting "You're Invited!" emails from the urgent care i go to 💀

i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes

got home from an 11 hour drive at 2:30am last night (stopped for dinner at my brothers) but i will sill rally for kings dominion pride... the poster says there's a gay coaster enthusiast group there...

my dad put on reacher and i was like oh i know that big man is reacher. from the posts about him being woke. but what i didn't expect is the premise or reacher is if bbc sherlock could also kill people with his fists

Ouughhgghh

made a yummy pasta with kale, rosemary, and walnuts which Does feel like ur eating twigs and shit u found on the ground outside

HOTD is about gender and dragons, the two most interesting topics on earth, so if you’re not enjoying it that’s on you

back to back student emails like "i would've never done xyz without u thank u so much" making it all feel worth it and another like "[clearly chatgpt] give me answer now solve my problems" making me question it all again

asked my dad what he wanted to do for his birthday thinking the answer would be fancy restaurant and instead it's "can u make ur famous lasagna and then chocolate cake for dessert" after working all day. i'm gonna explode

drunkenly showing my high dad hey there mr jambo and he's loving it

my irish ass cousins really testing me with their 4 year old saoirse asking me if i know how to spell her name

2019 Defunctland video: "In 1989, the Walt Disney corporation was feeling the heat from the Six Flags Dick Smasher and wanted a one of their own" (20 mins) 2025 Defunctland video: (single very serious plaintive piano note) "Since the dawn of time... Man... Has always tried to eat a snack" (3 hours)