applying for one billion years of sick leave

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Ohhh my god are you writing a gay fantasy? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite me just me invite me please i want to read it now

5yo just asked if I know about the letter B from ‘alphabet lore’

Consider: dragoon armor equality

started just saying ‘I don’t know’ at work which for a chronic ‘I’ll find out!’-er is huge

I’m telling on myself for this one but they need a low sensory hour at the zine fair

been doing this with alarming consistency for like 3 years now and I cannot overstate how much it’s paying off

edjenko🗡️@edjenko.bsky.social · 2mo ago

every friday I sit down at my little desk and inhale stimulants and write gay fantasy and every friday is the best day of my life

me in a country somewhere in the world: the yoghurt packaging here is Different

couple weeks ago my 4yo gave me a handful of pebbles from the beach and in a moment of sentimental weakness I didn’t get rid of them so now he’s constantly putting little filthy rocks on my desk “for your collection mummy”

MAGE BATTLE COMING SOON

HOTD is about gender and dragons, the two most interesting topics on earth, so if you’re not enjoying it that’s on you

ah, 11am on Monday July 6, the perfect time for my phone to send me a notification telling me it’s 11am on Monday July 6

"I reached my reading goal" oh really? You determined how the work's form registers the contradictions of its historical circumstances? I didn't think so

Susanna Clarke on illness www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...

Susanna Clarke: ‘I had been ill for 11 years. I felt like I was about to fall off the world’

One hundred years after Virginia Woolf explored the limitations of language in On Being Ill, the Piranesi author reflects on the power of storytelling to shape our experience of sickness

theguardian.com

I love to be on or around my computer

friends begging me to come to game night and i’m like ‘I can’t i’m making a new spreadsheet’

Avant-garde artist and costume/set designer Natalia Goncharova was born #OnThisDay in 1881. She designed this blue and gold silk and lamé painted costume for a squid for Serge Diaghilev's Ballet Russes in c. 1916. National Gallery Australia collection. #fashionhistory #costume

I cringe at the train coming at me in movies. I have never watched a train that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is trying to run me over with the train

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

*selects you* *right click* *delete*

when i’m not posting here i’m on my word processor ‘posting’ thousands of sequential ‘bits’ into a ‘thread’ so long that some might call it a ‘super gay fantasy novel’

first time I used copilot at work I asked “where can I buy a long piece of rope” and its now pinned very prominently on my screen anytime I use a microsoft product

whenever things are going wrong in my life i’m like oh well it’s my first playthrough this is just my tutorial island life

doing multiple simultaneous cries for help but they all create a beautiful harmony and I appear more relaxed and capable than ever before

playing ‘opposites’ with 4yo and he said the opposite of fire is no fire ok mary kate

if you’re not reading historical romance rejected mates werewolf gay fantasy in 2026 you’re simply not living your life to the fullest