Are there jobs out there that don't make you hate life? Also can I trade mine in for one of those please and thank you
House of 1000 Fionas
@cogentanalysis.bsky.social
oh god, it's come to this
I'm 1 of 3 sisters, so take this writing tip from me: never have anyone call their sister "sis". Calling them "dude" is much more realistic
For more, we go to our reporter at the scene, Glenn Danzig. Glenn?
Oh funny coincidence, I also cloned that rich monster as a baby
seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car
The Detroiters episode "Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet" contains what scholars refer to as "Chekhov's table full of pies"
I've got a pretty bad case of banana backpack 😔 (I put a banana in my backpack and now it smells like banana in my backpack)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be the funny co-worker
Another day, another FUCK I GOTTA LEAVE THIS FUCKING JOB
My boyfriend @siliconspork.bsky.social and I agree on the important stuff, like politics, and that Columbo would be the Hierophant in a tarot deck
🎵 I don't wanna work 🎵 🎵 I just wanna get preserved in this bog all day 🎵
Spent an hour in traffic behind an accident and then 2 lanes closed for no apparent reason, finally arrived at work and realized I left my laptop at home. Wrappin up the week classic Fiona style 😎
This meeting could have been an email that could have been a text message that could have been a sticky note that could have been thrown directly in the garbage
Americans feeling pain at the pump (was getting gas and someone hit me with a pipe)
Jesus Christ why did I just look at the alumni newsletter listing the immense successes of a bunch of assholes I went to college with and a bunch of even younger assholes too "Fiona ('07) has been squandering any hypothetical talent and/or potential by continuously toiling to survive"
Performing the cursed ritual (turning the 25 morning alarms on my phone back on after a short vacation)
An old Swan Boy arc for this special day swanboy.com/arc/injured-...
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It's the USA's 250th anniversary. Alright everyone, let's pack it in. We had a bad run.
It's the USA's 250th anniversary. Alright everyone, let's pack it in. We had a bad run.
woman on hgtv just said "wow this garage is perfect for cars"
Almost done with the preparatory doing-a-huge-amount-of-work before a short vacation, which will then be followed by the post-vacation catch-up doing-a-huge-amount-of-work, effectively negating any restorative benefits of a short vacation
Smoking a mind cigarette (taking an imaginary smoke break)
You know what I could really go for right now? One of those large cash settlements
New York is feeling so much joy from the Knicks championship win that maybe we can finally begin to heal from our greatest tragedy: the death of Jerry Orbach
Last night while in a hypnagogic state my brain called RFK Jr. a "human colostomy bag"
(one hit wonder novelty song voice) 🎵 I'm eating to keep me awake, ha-ha 🎵 🎵 I'm eating to keep me awake 🎵
Everybody into orbs and obelisks nowaday. What ever happened to worshiping the damn sun
A couple months ago my employer's AI Committee (barf) made us all complete a survey about using GenAI at work - they forced me to give my opinion, so LOL they sure as shit got my opinion (Same screenshot twice, needed more room for alt text)
They're trying to make me use AI in my miserable paralegal job, and that is FUCKING STUPID. If only the job market were not a roiling cesspool.