(to the tune of Neighbours) 🎵Jesus 🎵Came apart in little pieces 🎵So we put him back together 🎵But we built him back to front 🎵Jesus 🎵Now he hardly ever sees us 🎵That's when his.... that's as far as I've got
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I worry that in recent years Remedy have concluded that plot is a major appeal of their stories, rather than it being mostly the presentation. I played a lot of Control and I could not tell you what the actual *plot* is. I remember being endlessly entertained doing a Die Hard at the SCP Foundation.
Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social · 2d agoControl Resonant's story will take around 30-50 hours. https://bit.ly/3RMtx43
Campaign Evolved is a nice little thing that mostly achieves what it wants to do, which is to make Halo with raytracing and a slightly less shit Library. i enjoyed it. for all future playthroughs I will just play the Master Chief Collection edition again.
i mean is there any way to get Campaign Evolved to *not* look like every single surface is fizzing for some reason. why is my graphics card glowing white-hot to make games look like noisy dogshit
finally doing it. finally gonna watch Michael Clayton
honestly my opinion on emily wilson's criticisms on the Odyssey not being Homeric enough the same as my opinion on, say, "helen of troy wouldn't have been black". yes, i know. it's an adaptation, not a new translation.
Something I find weird is that after coming out of The Odyssey I assumed everyone would be taking about rebooting Columbo with John Leguizamo, and yet I can find no evidence of that discourse
Welp, The Odyssey is as good as everyone said. Barely felt like three hours.
tonight's movy is Event Horizon. I've heard mixed things about it but so far it's pretty good. i like how ridiculously forbidding and monstrous the ship is. all the doors have teeth. there's a hallway made of knives and Sam Neill is like "yes, you have to have one of those, for science reasons"
can't believe steve rogers is back after all this time. we haven't seen him since the closing shot of the previous movie
how did I *just* find out they made a Japanese remake of Cube a couple of years ago. gonna watch that immediately this evening
there's no prime minister right now. all crime is legal
you ever stand on a front porch and a beautiful stranger just comes up to model for you
This youtube video has a completely new point here that I've never seen raised before about cultural appropriation, specifically regarding Salman Rushdie's controversial statement
Well, so far the most impressive thing about the Steam Machine is that it emulates Bloodborne extremely well
what's your favourite kind of ulterior thing? for me, it's definitely motive.
so the steam machine is actually quite a nice bit of kit? it *is* way too expensive but i've been pretty pleasantly surprised by what it'll run well at 1440p, and it's nearly-silent even under load. I might actually start using it as a first choice for games that don't need a lot of horsepower
I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who should be the new Abbott and Costello wrt meeting Frankensteins etc and I have landed on the definitive answer: Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson “The Detroiters Go to the Backrooms” is a license to print money
They keep saying there's no evidence it's politically motivated, but really, what other reasons are there to drive 25 miles out of your way to beat Ann Widdecombe to death?
let's all be reasonable, civil human beings here. Of course we didn't like Widdecombe, but she didn't deserve to be murdered. She deserved something more along the lines of a lengthy, undignified, painful wasting disease.
non-binary means different things to different people. for me it's that some days I wake up like "several local historical accounts mention the appearance of a winged humanoid figure" and other days I'm more "mulder, are you about to tell me the mothman committed these crimes"
Utah teens are going nuts for the Shawshank Redemption
welp, i've finally beaten Final Fantasy 1. it is boring. it's a boring game from the boring times. there was nothing else to do back then except sit there and wait for the 90s.
at last, the lair of the ancient malign force that has manipulated the world for millennia! sower of chaos! conspiring with fiends to control our sacred land. let us stamp it out once and for all. one last check of the ol' map, and...fff. hmm? nothing. normal. lets just, uh. i dunno. what the fuck.
