SN Senate - 🔵 Bobson Dugnutt: 52% 🔴 Mike Truk 46% ⚪ Glenallan Mixon 2% YouGov / Nov. 1, 2026
Should just start putting out fake polls for fake states and see if anyone notices
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Goin Thru It US finalist 2020 and 2025, Southeast US Crash Out podium finisher Q3 2024 and Q1 2026
SN Senate - 🔵 Bobson Dugnutt: 52% 🔴 Mike Truk 46% ⚪ Glenallan Mixon 2% YouGov / Nov. 1, 2026
Should just start putting out fake polls for fake states and see if anyone notices
idk if the US keeps a "permanent record" for psych patients like they do public school children, but no therapist has asked me to "unpack" anything since i asked what they'd do if i said i had some notes then pulled an infinitely long piece of paper out of my pocket like a clown
"its not an outage calm the fuck down" and other monday morning tales
one of the few songs i have a visceral reaction to is the flavr blue's "we can go blind." it was playing in the starbucks the morning of my grandmother's funeral
seeing silverstein's "discovering the waterfront" album cover is like seeing someone from high school
the one SINGULAR good thing about having a birthday on/adjacent to election day is telling my parents the only present i want is for them to vote democrat
"what if it WAS for puppies?" quoted incessantly after YellowComics dropped this gem. www.tumblr.com/yellowcomics...
Name a piece of comic art that occasionally wanders into your head unannounced and makes you smile. #comics
hey siri how do i say on publicly visible social media that i've finally figured out i don't want to kill myself, i want someone to violently abuse me send tweet
"i'm extremely aware and protective but the hardest i've ever been is when a drunk guy pulled a gun out of his couch and aimed it at me because he was trying to keep a drunker person from leaving his house party and i had to talk everyone down" the servicenow popup: "thank you for your feedback!"