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🃏Sky🃏@queerbluesky.bsky.social · 7h ago

tummy still hurts when I walk and we didn't have a regular cane so I've been waddling around the apartment with a walking staff and long green dress like some sort of druid

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🃏Sky🃏@queerbluesky.bsky.social · 7h ago

tummy still hurts when I walk and we didn't have a regular cane so I've been waddling around the apartment with a walking staff and long green dress like some sort of druid

doodle

tummy still hurts when I walk and we didn't have a regular cane so I've been waddling around the apartment with a walking staff and long green dress like some sort of druid

god, so sexy

Ulti@ultilix.bsky.social · 21h ago

orientation play is hot

"please disable your ad blocker to support our site" is like a vampire asking to be let in. i don't care if you're glamoured to look like a poor old woman, as soon as I say ok you're going to murder me. or worse. have banner ads that block all the fucking text I was trying to read

Patrick Cosmos@veryimportant.lawyer · yesterday

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

pokemon trainers on their way to destroy your beloved pets because you accidentally made eye contact with them:

PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸@b0tster.yeag.gay · yesterday

@phobia.bsky.social is somehow able to captured my figure better than ive ever been able to 😳

genuinely amazing that we have a combination of anesthesia and multi-armed robots that can remove organs relatively painlessly, but we haven't worked out how to do this without filling you full of very painful farts and burps

🃏Sky🃏@queerbluesky.bsky.social · yesterday

getting my gallbladder out later and I'm not allowed to eat until then, I'm so hungy

12. Favorite dinosaur: Ankylosaurus

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getting my gallbladder out later and I'm not allowed to eat until then, I'm so hungy

Endless cycle

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kat claws@kat.meangirls.online · last wk.

dilator case labeled "TOM CLANCY'S RAINBOW DICKS"

Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:

bumps my head into u to show i like u

droop snoot pepis plane

juni 🏳️‍⚧️@blahaj.rodeo · last yr.

the tragic sorrow of knowing you will never get to experience the 1996 pepsi concorde

talking with cis people about music

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