Commie Lasorda
@commielasorda.bsky.social
'A post for breakfast, a post for lunch and then a sensible meltdown!' Former latchkey apartment kid and '91 console war veteran. A he/him/they (NOW OLD) dude™ I can make cool and stupid stuff if I unfunk myself enough®
Also a rare photo of Cigeru Miyamoto
Could entropy please take a break for a day or two fucks sake
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they kicked me out of gamestop for "aggresively" trading in my copy of madden. I simply wanted a fair price & I simply would not stop screaming
they kicked me out of gamestop for "aggresively" trading in my copy of madden. I simply wanted a fair price & I simply would not stop screaming
The discs that came with the first model Sega CD. (Rock Paintings, Sherlock Holmes, Sol Feace, 4 in 1 classics) First actual music CD? Either Nirvana’s Bleach or Butthole Surfers Independent Worm Saloon (I think got em both the same day)
The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · 2w ago44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?
the GameStop may ban me forever but I have a burning vengeance, a newborn son, and a lot of patience
Just remembered this. I used it as a cautionary tale during a logo design project for one of my classes last year.
emptied a glowstick in my bong and smoked chemtrails at the immortal guy's shroom party to see if I could cause an integer overflow. they had grimes playing Yo Gabba Gabba while Cuz began to Benjamin Button above the neck. one of the paramedics started contact juggling Buzzballs filled with narcan.
got escorted out by police for standing perfectly still in the used games aisle for 6 hours whispering "I am becoming pre-owned" over and over
the harm palmer luckey causes is almost literally in my own backyard whereas for gamer dads in texas it might as well be happening in another dimension
Richard Troupe@richardtroupe.bsky.social · 3w agoJumping through hoops to justify providing publicity for the War Crime 64 console. "I won't be getting political" whilst covering the console of a nonce-supporting, war-crime-enabler is certainly a political choice. Christ the night.
jamming my hand directly onto the hot stove and loudly announcing "ahhhh I knew that would sting" has got to be the most annoying kind of post out there
got escorted out by police for standing perfectly still in the used games aisle for 6 hours whispering "I am becoming pre-owned" over and over
in japan they call a quarter pounder with cheese doki doki panic
eating black curry, black curry, eating black curry, stare at the wall
Alex Fraioli@pitohui.org · 3w agoHenry Rollins-ass curry
If you think you can be into retro games and avoid trans women I got some bad news for you lol
the boomers found out how to generate their own sassy tweety birds we are never escaping this shit until they all die off