Cazzle Dazzle
@compiler42.bsky.social
25-year old hrothgar who likes ff14 a normal amount. she/her. pfp by @jeffbezos.amazonsexy.gov
πthe eternal problem of fighting games is that they are insanely, insanely easy. you just beat up the other guy. and that's where the trouble lies because your opponent is trying to do the same thing to you. and that's what makes them so damn hard.... -the game philosopher (me)
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I like to play and draw and have fun and eat candy β ππ©πͺπ΄ πΆπ΄π¦π³ πͺπ΄ π΄πΆπ΄π±π¦π€π΅π¦π₯ π°π§ π£π¦πͺπ―π¨ π±π’π³π΅ π°π§ π’ π΅π¦π³π³π°π³πͺπ΄π΅ π°π³π¨π’π―πͺπ»π’π΅πͺπ°π― π€π’πππ¦π₯ ππ―π΅πͺπ§π’. πππ¦π’π΄π¦ π³π¦π±π°π³π΅ π’π―πΊ π΄πΆπ΄π±πͺπ€πͺπ°πΆπ΄ π£π¦π©π’π·πͺπ°π³
valerie / she doesnt know jow to be like every other girl / shes alone in her little world / and you cant come in
gotta be honest, forcing trans kids to effectively go through literal arrested development until theyβre 18 while their peers visibly grow up is basically part of why I feel puberty blockers should be treated like a humiliation ritual
Erin / Terra Rose@erinrose.bsky.social Β· 11h agohot take, but letting trans kids have hormones is far more ethically defensible than forcing them to wait on puberty blockers, and I hate that most people have abandoned defending that. (my qualifications on this topic: only alive because I figured out how to secretly order e online at 15)
the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.
"aha ... our trap card ... showing off this fully transitioned trans guy! checkmate conservatives" you people are so utterly useless it's no wonder that fascism is ascendant everywhere i'm sorry what else can i say
can you guys retire "the right wing / chuds don't know what to do with trans men and forget they exist and will be So Confused by them!!!!" already. they are fully aware trans men exist and the thing they do to trans men is violently abuse and murder them
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
burger/pizzapants is the most forcefembait character design of all time
i had a sweet and spicy bacon burger from wataburger for breakfast and ive been farting like an umamusume all day #obamadogrecipies
we all hung out at a coffee shop called "poopies" up on the strip
![cropped screenshot of the wiki page for the Phanta item in deltarune:
"Bought. With money. Hell yeah." [When using it on Susie]
"But, it's Susie's favorite ..." [When using it on Ralsei]
"Look, Kris! Susie's venom! (drinks it) (drinks it)" [When using it on Noelle; unused]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b7cvwerxqtq3dhhw6oreeqx5/bafkreign5n7ft5dcyx3su2xbjhghswe7x2neeuu3equqhzmx2lr3usgt7e)
