🇵🇸 connor

@condormason.bsky.social

When bouba and kiki enter you must choose to either enter the magnificent bilfunal divide or stretch the globrius portal based on the pilferal teachings. When you do either one or half of the other, non-borg creatures you control get +2/-2 until the beginning of the next end step (just poking fun)

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I made the finals out of 21 players at the Excalibur Premodern “5k” with Mono U Shrimp! R1 vs Gamekeeper Rock ❌🍤⏰ R2 vs Stasis ❌🍤🍤 R3 vs Terrageddon 🍤❌❌ R4 vs Goblins 🍤🍤 R5 vs Terrageddon ❌🍤🍤 QF vs Shrimp 🍤❌🍤 SF vs Replenish 🍤❌🍤 F vs Terrageddon 🍤❌❌

Mono U Shrimp

MAIN DECK:
1 Chain of Vapor
4 Counterspell
2 Daze
2 Flash of Insight
4 Foil
4 Gush
2 Impulse
17 Island
1 Misdirection
4 Opt
1 Peek
4 Phyrexian Dreadnought
4 Portent
1 Powder Keg
4 Stifle
1 Thwart
4 Vision Charm

SIDEBOARD:
3 Annul
2 Brain Freeze
1 Chain of Vapor
1 Dominate
3 Essence Flare
3 Hydroblast
2 Tsabo's Web

3-0 Strixhaven draft playing 5 Color Soup. The Dellian Fel card might be actually, factually unbeatable. Very fun deck to play with great mana, plenty of removal, and seeing all kinds of cards. What’s not to love?

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Played Lands in the Buckeye Brawl this weekend and finished 13th of 90. Deck felt cracked, but unfortunately did not show up for my two win-and-in rounds in R5 and R6. #MTG #MTGPremodern

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I brawled to a 5-2 finish with my big, bad shrimp at the first Buckeye Brawl. Good for 18th. Biggest win of the day were the sick new Islands from the charity raffle! R1—Moneyball LWL R2—Moneyball WW R3—Counter Rebels WW R4—RG Oath Ponza WW R5—Angry Hermit LL R6—Enchantress LWW R7—Gro-a-Tog WW

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Watching people use ChatGPT in public feels like environmental storytelling for a sci-fi horror movie. Like seeing extras drinking a new soda that will be revealed to contain a zombie virus at the end of Act 1.

Shrimpin’ it up at this weekend’s Full Grip Games #Premodern Quarterly in Akron. Nearly got there in the tournament. But the Gathering is undefeated as always R1 vs Sligh WLW R2 vs Stasis LWW R3 vs UW Control WLW R4 🤝 R5 🤝 QF vs UG Madness WW SF vs Enchantress WWL (homie scoop) F vs Goblin LWL

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i wish they would just show every match that they're gonna show, in their entirety, at 1x speed it's the top 8. it's the last day of coverage. coming into a QF match 2 games in is fucking wild

Once again: Focusing on their lack of training is a mistake. With "better training," their violence would simply cost more, and they would still kill whoever they wanted, but make it look more professional — to make people more comfortable, the way many of you are at ease with local police violence.

one of the biggest things i learned from 2020 is that times of great upheaval present brief moments where anything appears possible. as soon as those moment appear, opportunist centrists will immediately begin to dilute the movement’s demands to pablum. this is that moment