My toddler whenever I’m using the bathroom:

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 19h ago

Josh Allen: You knock enough at the door, it's going to open at some point.

I've been anti-koozie my whole life, but people like my dad can't go without them. He's had the same one since 2002 that was signed by an NFL punter at training camp

LurkyMcLurk@lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 23h ago

What if you just like drink your beer quicker dudes

The “tactical” gear industry knows no bounds when marketing to gullible customers with disposable income. A “ballistic beer jacket” in case your beer gets shot at. Dude use the free koozie that’s just like sitting in your garage, you don’t need every item in your life to be prepped for an assault

This is it. So much of the (strategic) GOP crying about trans athletes is purely hypothetical. “What if…” no

Lauren Theisen@laurentheisen.bsky.social · yesterday

on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...

I’ve never seen this (at this distance) in my life.

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 2d ago

An utterly absurd pass from Chelsea Gray

One of my favorite things in my collection 1995 Trail of Blood limited edition OJ Simpson murder trial Pogs

Ragebait detected. This is the Steven Cheong guy or someone else on his team trying to post like him. It’s too over the top.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Trump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”

Hoping she was properly booed

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d ago

riley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos

I saw someone say they should have cut off the interview but this rant with the chyron below is brutal for him

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking

d3 defensive coordinator after giving up nine hundred yards total offense

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3d ago

Max Miller is denying all the allegations against him and you can tell he's sincere because of the popped collar.

Saw this today

Ugh RIP king 😢

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 4d ago

Breaking News: Vincent Pastore, a character actor who ratted out Tony Soprano as a mobster-turned-informant on the hit show “The Sopranos,” has died at 80. nyti.ms/4fy3ZRx

Discovered this pod by @jaredlholt.bsky.social and @michaelehayden.bsky.social essentially about the various right-wing social media losers, and I just realized how MUCH has happened since about 2015 and how easy it is to forget. And all of this cultural rot is pretty much enabled by social media.

“They closed the newspaper press and made it into a data center” free song idea, you could write it in 10 min

elliot hughes@elliotshughes.bsky.social · 7d ago

A Star Tribune spokesman on Wednesday confirmed the company reached a deal with Legacy Investing, the firm that transformed part of downtown’s Sleep Number Building into a data center for artificial intelligence and cloud computing:

Every single time I look at Threads, it has some kind of ragebait at the top with a 7-to-1 ratio

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."

Good stuff from @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social on his Reddit AMA. Here were some of the tidbits I found interesting. www.reddit.com/r/timberwolv...

Took like 3 months to become the WNBA’s #1 must-watch player

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · last wk.

Olivia Miles goes between the legs on a drop pass to Kayla McBride for 3

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

Squished in the middle of this story was this heartbreaking paragraph. Unconscionable.

Brian Lyman@brianlyman.bsky.social · last wk.

A lot of what-the-hell moments in this story, but building a data center in a floodplain in Louisiana is inviting the wrath of Poseidon.

hey folks ~ Raykisha is $300 from her goal. Please help this young mom and her daughter stay in their home and out of the shelter. gofund.me/711d18d31

Donate to Help Raykisha Prevent Eviction & Keep Her Home, organized by Raykisha Walker

Hi, my name is Raykisha, and I’m asking for help during one of the hard… Raykisha Walker needs your support for Help Raykisha Prevent Eviction & Keep Her Home

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Ms. K tweets@whatmsksaid.bsky.social · last wk.

plz support this wonderful Henry High School grad

man this place is so dead. can't you feel it? log on every night and it's the same five people arguing over the same five things, forever

plz support this wonderful Henry High School grad

Alex@cono.bsky.social · last wk.

One of my favorite students from teaching on the north side is fighting eviction/heading back to shelter. She is a single mom who does things the right way but keeps hitting life’s obstacles. Thanks to anyone who can help! gofund.me/711d18d31

One of my favorite students from teaching on the north side is fighting eviction/heading back to shelter. She is a single mom who does things the right way but keeps hitting life’s obstacles. Thanks to anyone who can help! gofund.me/711d18d31

Donate to Help Raykisha Prevent Eviction & Keep Her Home, organized by Raykisha Walker

Hi, my name is Raykisha, and I’m asking for help during one of the hard… Raykisha Walker needs your support for Help Raykisha Prevent Eviction & Keep Her Home

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Musk insisting storebought tomatoes are better than homegrown tomatoes is the most perfect distillation of how ignorant he is of daily human life and the small joys therein.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w ago

Another odd moment occurred when Musk insisted that work in the future would be "optional" because robots would do everything. Musk said people might still work in the future but compared it to people who grow their own backyard tomatoes. He said they could just go to the store for better tomatoes.

We'll always have this

Alex@cono.bsky.social · 4w ago

We did it!! Hang the banner!!

He's quite possibly one of the worst people to have ever lived.

For like a day after this video came out, I thought it could heal the nation. That obviously didn’t work at all, but man it’s still good. youtu.be/SSfy1IetzWM?...

Tracy Chapman & Luke Combs Fast Car Grammy Performance

YouTube video by Tracy Chapman the comeback

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If Converse wants to make ten billion dollars, they just need to design an orthopedic Chuck Taylor. Gen X will sell them out in minutes

Bauhaus reopening ‼️‼️ bought by the non-alcoholic ABV Beverage Co guy www.startribune.com/bauhaus-brew...

Bauhaus Brew Labs will reopen and serve much more than beer

Short Pants Shandies, wine, Palomas, martinis and more will be available with choose-your-own-ABV choices.

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