Consort

@consort.bsky.social

Esports jack-of-all-trades. Freelance coach, commentator, tournament organizer, and streamer. They/them, polyam. Twitch.tv/consort

I'm so fed up with everything. I am just looking for some regular work so I can pay my bills. I'm "over qualified" for any of the tourism jobs but apparently over 20 years experience isn't enough for a full time dev job anymore. I'm tired and getting angrier at it all.

The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds.

Y'all. We did know we would sell out eventually but we did NOT know we would sell out in less than 12 hours. We are currently SOLD OUT of badges. Please stay tuned into our social media accounts and newsletters for any and all updates we may have. We just need some rest. 🥲

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Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck

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Anecdotal observation and I can't be bothered to do in-depth research til my income problem is situated but: I've been seeing across a few games recently where comeback mechanics have become powerful enough that "intentional sandbagging to ride the comeback mechanic" is a viable meta tactic and...hm

Sometimes I wonder if the waves of people picking up on LLM red flags like this are aware that pre-LLMs, these red flags were still extremely prevalent in lazy marketing and just about as reliable in identifying a crappy product or service. Have people not been dodging the 3-piece for ages now?

josh boerman@bosh.worstpossible.world · last wk.

one of the weirdest tics of LLM-generated posters is how they always have three meaningless declarative sentence fragments at the bottom like “a good meal. a tasty beverage. a great place to eat”

Tired of the discourse so I'm just gonna point out it's NOT PROBLEMATIC to want to bang the new Overwatch hero, he's only PHYSICALLY a millenial but he's ACTUALLY a 77 year old vampire. Hope this helps.

Character data for Doctrine on the Overwatch wiki, including for some reason, a seperate physical and actual age?

Pros: I've gotten real good at prettying up Cons: people can still identify me as "too old to be playing videogames competitively" Pros: Joke is on them, I've forgotten more about the game than they'll ever know, run this set, see what happens Cons: Winning still pays next to nothing

Consort@consort.bsky.social · last wk.

Really wishing I had thought to snap a picture in my commentary outfit from yesterday with my makeup done and all the fixins. I was lookin GOOD. And I've been absent from the local smash scene long enough that the most folks now forgot or never knew me, so I'm catching "ma'am"s at the venue

Really wishing I had thought to snap a picture in my commentary outfit from yesterday with my makeup done and all the fixins. I was lookin GOOD. And I've been absent from the local smash scene long enough that the most folks now forgot or never knew me, so I'm catching "ma'am"s at the venue