Coobs 🏳️‍⚧️

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Hello I'm Coobs! You might know me from things such as Pronouns: she/they Transphobes, racists, nazis block on sight Profile picture by Charmwitch 💖 @heartemote.bsky.social @oceanicbreak.bsky.social 💖

When Wario is flattened in Wario Land 3, a robot must remove the weight squashing him so that he can actually move. With a small setup, Wario can destroy the robot and still get squashed. With no one lifting the weight from him, Wario will remain flat and alone forever.

Van Arkride be like, “Ah, what a long day! Time to relax by um, attending two separate parties, going to the theatre for a feature length movie, having a third round of drinks with my childhood friend, going to a music show, and otherwise taking a subway to every major public area in the city!”

i get really envious of video game characters having the limitless energy to run around and do things. that’s the weird power fantasy i have. who needs super strength? i want to be able to walk/ride to like 5 different places a day to do tasks and not be exhausted.