Me, time travelling back to 1,000,000 BC: Unga bunga!! Fire hot! Caveman 1: wow Dave is this lady being a real bitch right now or Caveman 2: yeah Greg that was ignorant as fuck, don't give her attention
Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️
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she/her I have to be annoying or I'll die
"everything is Gucci"- me, fully aware that everything is pretty fuckin far from Gucci
CUTE🩷CATS😻IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD🏠LOOKING TO KNEAD YOUR BELLY🥖
Kids, your father and I don't know how to tell you this, so we've asked Claude to explain to you why mommy and daddy are divorced, and it will be MY Claude because he's on my side
I'm not a mom but I do kind of feel like one bc every day I want to quit my job but then I see my staff's sweet little cherub faces and I can do it for them
Wow 200 people got together to voice a concern about the character of their community. I expect the province to immediately intervene and fix this problem. If 50 or 60 people being upset about infill gets unprecedented interventions, why do I get the feeling it's not gonna happen here?
Jonny Wakefield@jonnywakefield.bsky.social · 15h agoChinatown feels snubbed by province, feds over detainee drop-off issue: About 200 community members gather to discuss prisoner drop-offs, but wonder why UCP and feds didn't respond to invitations edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/b...
The song of the day is, yet again, Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World
Once you get a garment steamer you really can't go back to wearing unsteamed garments
LOL not my department manager giving me shade because I didn't answer my email last night to give her permission on a document. You guys didn't want to promote me, remember? I don't check my emails off hours anymore!
I just want you all to know that me posting an unflattering video of myself is deeply vulnerable and speaks volumes to my comedic dedication
Do you agree that the Government of Alberta should be able to pistol-whip your mom while pouring sugar in your gas tank? ⭕️ YES ⭕️ NO
"oh yeah? Well if we build more housing where will the CARS go??" - person who literally can't even get through all of Go, Dog, Go! in one sitting
I think Mouse is a good name for my cat because he has round lil ears and a big long tail. That being said if I had to go back and do it all over again I would name him Pukey for sure
Violence is, regrettably, almost always the answer
We finally have started hiring people for the new store and today we have like 30 new staff starting, there are so many new friends in my playground and I feel very excited
It's been almost a month since my big fat mental breakdown and I thought I would be fine by now but I am not even close :/
Attempt number three to make a solid dupe of the ever beloved Raincoast Crisp here we go
Keep Honking - I'm In My Refractory Period
Friends who understand when you're in a depressive funk and are too socially drained to hang out but still invite you anyways >>>>
the band Train doesn't make music that reminds me of trains. they should change their name to pt cruiser
One week in and I'm owning this medically mandated diet. My blood is flowing smoother than it has in years, I'm eating food groups I forgot even existed
Really don't feel like doin a hair trim but it's such a mop I know I gotta
A slightly different version of "dudes rock" called "dudes suck"
might have to treat myself to a lil naparoonie this afternoon