Luca Salami.

@lucasalami.bsky.social

Video games, food and Machining.

EPS: do a tiny performative anti hate PSA. UCP: "not so fast were going to investigate this." Wow turns out inviting all the fucking chuds into your party to gain power means you gotta act like fucking chuds eh?

I find the trend of recipes that tell you to use a whole tube of tomato paste is funny. The whole idea with the tubes is you're not using a whole thing. Why you spend 40% more?

nvidia’s trajectory is insane. it’s like if a company made really nice tongs for stamp collectors and then those tongs turned out to be good for building robots and became the core of the entire economy

My pizza place just texted me to say it's been a while since I've ordered. I feel like something has to give on the tactics. Maybe time for mass mass mass regulation of any form of commerical speech or communication. This shit can't continue.

852dude@852dude.bsky.social · yesterday

This sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.

When my house was burglarized the cops insulted me because my place was messy, and then they texted me a month later because they had forgot to check my firearms license. (My dad's surplus WW2 guns and a .22 was stolen along with all my electronics.) Their job ended with insurance paperwork.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 4d ago

I had my car broken into and laptop stolen in front of a police station in San Francisco and when I walked in to report the crime the officer on duty asked what I wanted him to do about it