psst. meet me at the big dick

White people be like "hello"

*mishearing him* plap plap plap plap plap plap is that better, Jeb? 🥵

absolutely destroyed lmao

Pyramid Chad@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 9h ago

Chat what is my most deranged post

a pinned post should be your most deranged post as a poison dart frog style warning to potential readers

[james bond flirting with a transgender woman] hello transgender woman. i'm james bond

for a couple weeks now I've been workshopping a joke where a trans girl goes on a date w/ a cis girl. they go back to the trans girls house. cis girl is like "u know... now that were alone. i was wondering if u would let me see it." trans girl is like "🫩 wdym." "u know.... the shark plushie"

I ow on her a til she "thank you mommy can i have another?"

sub teacher vs dom teacher

It's nuts that the presidential election is decided solely by the residents of dearborn, michigan. Doesn't sound like a great system

They're creating egirls quirkier than should be humanly possible

If you see Crab Man out and about do NOT call him Green Man, that's a completely different person

The weird goblin lady didnt win?

I’m gonna need you both to calm the fuck down

[flashing red taking damage over time] hey guys whats up

i didn’t say it, but you heard his name, didn’t you

Brats arent real

Look at the tubthumpers on that chumbawamba

made this to use for evil

I swear how many of us feel like this doggo after some social interactions, tho? 💯🤦🏾‍♀️

I 💙 Dogs@dogs100.bsky.social · yesterday

My first outing was…

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

Pig iron sounds so cute. It probably oinks when you hammer it or something

pig iron is the people’s metal