I would listen to a 12-hour podcast about Johnny Miller's dreams
Johnny Miller is probably the most interesting guy in the history of golf
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I would listen to a 12-hour podcast about Johnny Miller's dreams
Johnny Miller is probably the most interesting guy in the history of golf
Brian Kirschner and I are no longer on speaking terms.
WYNDHAM CHAMPIONSHIP: The final regular season event of the 2026 season! Don't get sucked in too much by the "finish needed for the playoffs" discussion -- it's rarely predictive. What is predictive -- course history, driving accuracy, and middle irons. Take a look at this plot:
I know Bluesky is an echo chamber and I’ll lose some followers for this but “you hate trans people if you play Wordle on the NYT app” is fucking insane. I love trans people. I believe they should exist and thrive and I’ll stand with them forever. Also, I love the Spelling Bee game. So fuck off.
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
As someone with a hook, one thing I always find fairly interesting is the disdain with which YouTube instructors talk about how to fix a hook. Every video is basically distilled into "oh god, I don't know, just do the opposite of whatever you were doing before."
Honey wake up, the worst list of quarterbacks I've ever seen just dropped.
Our 2026 NFL Quarterback Tiers results are here. The panel this year consisted of 21 execs and 29 coaches overall. Each voter placed 35 veteran QBs into five tiers, from best (Tier 1) to worst (Tier 5). nyti.ms/4yYcfln
Ok fine, let’s talk about Trump’s golf game. Truthfully the guy is a decent golfer. The epitome of “swing your swing” — it’s so ridiculously inside but then he finds himself in a good position at the top, a very shallow backswing with a very good move to the ball and a long, high finish.
I am trying desperately to get into PGA 2K25. I loved 2k23 but 25 is just way harder for some reason. I’m hoping if I grind on it for a while my player will get good enough where not every swing is a snap hook or a wide open push?
I do a lot of work where I need to save image files, and I'll never, ever understand why the majority of people who send me these files do so by putting them in Word documents and Excel spreadsheets. There may not be a less effective or more annoying way to send me photos.
There are 5 players tied for the lead on the Korn Ferry Tour with 3 more just one shot back
Finally someone from Wellesley is going to be rich! Stones from Thor today. Sunday scariest exorcised
Sometimes in my town there will be one gas station that is 5-6 cents cheaper than the others and I know it’s usually just temporary but it often reminds me that THIS IS HOW THE FREE MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO WORK, WITH BUSINESSES PRICING COMPETITIVELY FOR OUR DOLLARS WTF
I have half-baked theory that the Red Sox are fishing for a star, being linked to Trout and Witt and De La Cruz and to a lesser extent Skubal; they’re looking for a team willing to dangle a star for a haul.
Prove this theory wrong. You cannot.
Until you can prove to me that both are good at golf, I will always believe that there is only one good Hojgaard and he alternates between Nicolai and Rasmus to collect two sponsorship checks. The other Hojgaard is an instructor at the local driving range
Gotten so much done today they’re calling it anti-crastinating. Folks,
I told them I was off the record!
Amid concerns about the cyclospora parasite outbreak, Taco Bell’s most loyal fans remain undeterred, if slightly nervous. “I eat here almost every day, and I’ve never gotten sick,” one customer said with an empty Luxe Cravings Box in front of him.
You’re welcome, PGA Tour, for growing the game here on Bluesky, the Official App of Sports.
The Odyssey was great, but nobody warned me that Cyclops was caked up. Like damn, Cyclops! Junk in that trunk for days!
You guys, Peter Malnati is -8 thru 11. I don't think the golf course is going to play harder post-renovation.
ROCKET CLASSIC: Buckle up; we've got a newly renovated golf course! New renovations obviously change the ethos of the course -- and this one has been tweaked from a Par 72 to a Par 70 -- but it also tends to update and modernize a course, and finally, it typically means WAY more bouncy greens.
Obviously I meant the Rocket Classic picks, although to be honest I could give you some GREAT 3M picks. Ever heard of this kid Jackson Koivun? He's gonna be great, pay no mind to his recent MC like I stupidly did.
Semi-paywalled 3M value plays! Be fortunate, the worst jokes are behind the paywall.
Semi-paywalled 3M value plays! Be fortunate, the worst jokes are behind the paywall.
2026 Rocket Classic DFS Value Plays
Inside Sports Network's new Insider Sheet model breaks down the latest projections for every PGA Tour event and calculates the top value plays each week. This week, we've taken a look at the top five ...
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not even a full game with the Red Sox. What tremendous luck.
Curtis Mead, wearing a brace on his left wrist, said an MRI today revealed a fracture. He’s not sure if he’ll need surgery. He’s flying back tonight to meet with the Sox’ hand specialist.
In case you’re wondering how my golf game is at the moment
I once firmly and naively believed this exact scandal, screwing states that didn’t vote for him, would be the end of his presidency. I’m so sad to be so wrong.
A president who punishes people for exercising their fundamental, constitutional right to vote isn't much of a president at all—not in the United States of America.