Crabwith A. Cigarette
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Are crabs robots? In what way ISN’T a crab a robot? https://StarwaltForge.com
There’s this ad I keep hearing on podcasts and I thought it was for a truck but after like the third listen I realized it’s for a COPD inhaler and it’s just being targeted at retired men who were too tough to ask their employers for proper respiratory protection.
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
The fuck are you talking about? It’s a variety show. It doesn’t need a premise it just needs a cast. It has a cast and that cast is owned IP, this is a no brainer.
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · last wk.There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
I remember months ago there was word going around that Fielder was visiting her in prison and I was like yoooooooo, next season of the rehearsal is gonna be WILD!
Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff.bsky.social · 2w agohow is this real
I have made copper “driftwood”. This is how we science. Copper over nickel over antique wrought iron. #blacksmith #metalwork
Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab.institute · 2w agoOh, hello, didn’t hear you come in. Don’t mind me, just doing some science. Make yourself at home until the science is concluded and I’ll join you for discussions of science.
Ciabatta is older than credit scores, but by less than the span between GTA titles. Less than half of the time span between Incredibles movies.
ceej@ceej.online · 2w agoalso also ciabatta bread was invented in 1982
Oh, hello, didn’t hear you come in. Don’t mind me, just doing some science. Make yourself at home until the science is concluded and I’ll join you for discussions of science.
No, they don’t. That’s the point, they don’t have their own ideas. That’s why the question matters, because obscuring that reality opens the door to nonsense like this headline.
WIRED@wired.com · 2w agoWhile philosophers ponder AI consciousness, the models have ideas of their own. www.wired.com/story/who-ca...
Every conservative actually wants her so bad that she’s the fucking chief international land baron of rent-free mental real estate.
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2w agoFox News Host Tells AOC, ‘Girl, No Conservative Would Want To Date You’
like some of it documents history that archaeologists and anthropologists can at least partially verify, but some of it is poetry or song, and then there's a bunch of letters, and then John gets high at the end and starts yelling about dragons. you've gotta let the metaphors just wash over you, man
Sitting here at the bar watching the Whitesox catcher have to delay the game because he’s having IT issues. Sports are stupid now, you can’t deny it.
What’s wild is that I’ve been around so much feminine stuff and my dick has never fallen off, nor have I ever been fooled into raising the children of another species, so I’m really confused about what these guys are afraid of.
much like your posting@mlyp.bsky.social · 3w agoTucked and Cucked
one time on facebook a local farmers wife was losing her mind about socialism so i showed her how their farm received over $1 million in farm subsidies and her husband made her delete the post and i think about that more and more lately
Whats the point of having an American Pope if we can’t get an American canonized? I’m confident that there are more than enough anecdotes about Dolly that the Catholic Church could qualify as “miracles”. Leo, you’re on notice.
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
I can’t help but feel like we could improve on this. What if, and hear me out, what if the legs were replaced but circles? Like a ring that moves around a central point, suspended from that point by rods. Like one big artificial foot instead of two, but it’s just a big ring.
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 4w agoA Chinese humanoid robot outran Usain Bolt’s 100-meter sprint world record on the opening day of the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, posting a time of 9.39 seconds — 0.19 faster than Bolt’s pace in 2009.
The doctor calls them “burn scars” but I call them Experience Points.
A man. *bang bang* A plan. *bang bang bang* A canal. *bang* Panama.
The AI industry itself has worked hard to blur the difference between LLMs and ML. So, no wonder the general public has difficulty distinguishing between the two. ML allows us to do amazing things. LLMs are the things that dumb down writing and make you scream at call centers.
