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phily sprots 5-ever. frequent capslock poster. atheist. disney parks fan. toastie twitter. trump voters are nazis. terfs can fuck off. Abolish ICE. not sorry about any of it.
ask me about the spiders one more fuckin time
Samuel L. Jackson's Iconic 'Go On!' from Pulp Fiction
Alt: Samuel L. Jackson's Iconic 'Go On!' from Pulp Fiction
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I made a vow to never watch another Ryan Murphy production for as long as I live and of course you know what happened Spouse: "oh this Lizzie Borden thing looks good" NO IT DOESN'T WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
had a 2pm appointment and not even five minutes after I sat down with them in the conference room everyone I've been trying to speak with for the last week appeared at the same time
"Bereft on the turf" may be the greatest call of all time and it will live in my heart forever go birds
Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray”@ryanjreilly.com · 2d agoJust a beautiful lede on this piece. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
if it were me I would simply not play like ass and allow whatever that was to happen
ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff- STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit
Thought I only had two holds come on at the library but there were FOUR Daytime cold meds, hot tea, a stack of books, and now I think maybe pajamas.
original post was good and then I saw this and I'm laughing like a damn donkey
Alli DeJong@allidejong.bsky.social · 4d agooh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before
I'll say it for the thousandth time: No legitimate news organization has any business being in the White House press briefing room. If a source lies to you repeatedly, you stop using that source. Period. The only thing you gain by proximity to this administration is access to propaganda.
so many of the people I see posting stuff against AI data centers are also out there sharing approximately eight thousand ugly AI flyers every damn day you have to pick a lane, Carol!
My first mistake was reading Instagram comments but why are so many of them from braindead gatekeepers who insist that nobody puts provolone on a cheesesteak?
just googled to see who was playing Jadis and of course I can't type so it looked like an old-timey prospector oath: GREAT GERWIG JADIS!
my only nitpick with the Narnia thing is that I prefer publication order BUT Adaptations never seem to get very far after like Dawn Treader so there's that (and I trust Gerwig)
almost cried on the phone with the Verizon CSR (who was great and very sympathetic to our issue and did not even blink when I dropped a "but we can just go fuck ourselves as long as the shareholders are happy I guess" (I apologized before and after)) so it's a good thing I got those doughnuts
Got to the farm market just as they opened and you know what that means: Donuts dropping into the bag just as they came off the line hell yeah
One of the first ever print advertisements for Wawa.
Today in "I'm too tired to be here" I hit an open phone line and started typing in numbers when I meant to use the adding machine and then I almost sent an email listing next week's dates as October instead of September
I'd be more upset about the Phillies but one of my son's friends just asked him "who the fuck is Stevie Wonder" so I have to go shrivel up and die now
suddenly a website where I was able to refuse to use a passkey is insisting that I either give them my fingerprint or my mobile number fuck you, you get nothing
Forget AI, there’s exactly one (1) good menu format and it’s a Dietz and Watson branded plastic board hanging on the wall with hand-set/movable letters.
Trying to strike a balance between "I GOTTA HAND IT TO MASSIE" and the equally annoying piss-miserable "nothing will happen" and I've settled on a hearty "LMAOOOOOOO" Massie's a fuckstick but some people are going to be MAD and that's funny