The Umbrella Academy:

Dana Piccoli@danapiccoli.com · 3h ago

We’re just breaking the moon now?

JESUS CHRIST, PIZZA HUT.

a reply guy cause i’m unpickable 🙂‍↕️

lil adam@liladam.bsky.social · 4h ago

There’s a big difference in being a pick-me vs. being a reply guy (performative)

Oh, that's Bill from Guess Who

Yo Gabapentin@yogabapentin.bsky.social · 6h ago

Who could it be?

oh tonight’s concert will also be wet i guess

Sorry, the answer was “Boss Fight You’re Meant to Lose”

Edgar Allan Hoe@dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 7h ago

what's the worst JRPG trope and why is it "friendly character mistakes you as an enemy and has a whole boss fight with you because they don't listen when you explain that you're on the same side"

and it’s REAL

who up watching they boat races?!

Are you mad at me?@bradys.bsky.social · 10h ago

Happy Regatta Day to my #1 Noomfie @csmith03.bsky.social

i stopped doing selfies cause they were all this

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 11h ago

Quote this with when you were at your ugliest, most heinous looking

Quite simply, it is a way to say 'shut up faggot' whilst still being able to claim a defensive position. We're still men, still 'the problem' even if the implication is we are substandard diluted versions. 9/

Its embarrassing how many grown ass adults live in these fantasies where people work for some nonsense like the artificial cultures oligarchs manufacture over survival.

i’m so tired and i still have to work all day and go to a concert tonight 🫩

this is how we begin the Second Krakoan Age

Max the comics guy who does comics about comics@waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 23h ago

🚨SPOILER ALERT 🚨 I can’t believe that Avengers: Doomsday opens with Spiral killing all of the Avengers to Carly Rae Jepsen’s Cut to the Feeling.

me

Fun@funkelly.bsky.social · yesterday

did someone say sadder

enjoying some music on george street

If you're part of the BioWare or Sims community and want to talk about how those studios' queer characters and themes have impacted you and your fears for those series moving forward after this sale, I'd love to chat with you for a Kotaku story. Can be reached here or email kshepard@kotaku.com

Kotaku@kotaku.com · yesterday

Well, I guess Electronic Arts belongs to Saudi Arabia, private equity, and Jared Kushner now. https://kotaku.com/electronic-arts-officially-belongs-saudi-arabia-jared-kushner-now-2000721666

I would like to propose the Taco Bell Principle When a person/institution Did A Problem, & IMMEDIATELY fesses up & takes proactive steps to solve it That's exactly what we want them to do? So how bout we let them live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 3w ago

A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!

Bragging about missing the message of a movie for seven-year-olds

one of the best parts of summer in newfoundland is seeing the whales frolic tbh

and don't sleep on Bob Hoskins, either!

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d ago

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

lock screen

Jerry (ptown 8/4-9)@coachjerry.dad · 2d ago

no cheating post your lock screen

Jawsie and the Pussycats

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

men-moaning.mp4

björkrooms

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 2d ago

Björk in 1996, by Takashi Homma

Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026, Destin Daniel Cretton)

life-long bachelors:

KKSliderVEVO@weaselingaround.bsky.social · 2d ago

I love being gay btw

that lemur… he’s earthbending!

troye’s rush still tickles the brain delightfully

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