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Come check out Veilid and join the revolution at BsidesLV! Veilid bringing the PLUR this year! Privacy Liberty United Revolution Come get Veilid rave candy and hang out!
IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THAT THE BAN THAT EVERYONE WITH ANY SENSE PREDICTED WOULD BE INEFFECTIVE WOULD END UP BEING INEFFECTIVE.
Ben Schwarz@benschwarz.bsky.social · 3d agoAustralia’s eSafety commissioner buried a report (released Friday afternoon) that shows the under 16 social media ban didn’t tangibly reduce teen social media use, and also resulted in parents tuning out of kids usage. We traded our privacy for no reason. theconversation.com/more-than-80...
As a late 90's hacker (and part of the group that invented "leetspeak"), I'd just like to say: Fuck Michael Tracey, and a congenital moron like him would have been justly and righteously ostracized and shunned as the lamest of lame even back then.
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
Lifted pickups are extremely dangerous. Their blind zones are enormous, and they can crush anyone or anything in their path. Keep in mind: Lift kits fall under state jurisdiction. State legislators and regulators can restrict them, or even ban them completely.
David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 5d agoI stopped at a red light on a road with no bike lanes, typical in Honolulu. A driver in a lifted pickup pulled up behind me, leaned out the window, and yelled, "Hey buddy, get the fuck out of my way." I promptly got on the sidewalk and waited for the green light. Cars turn people into sociopaths.
In CA (but not everywhere), it’s illegal for cars to enter bike w rare exceptions. When Waymo does it there, it’s breaking the law. Doing so is also super dangerous. A SF cyclist is suing Waymo for dooring her after blocking a bike lane. She says she landed on a SECOND Waymo blocking the lane.
Cyclist sues Waymo
SAN FRANCISCO — A bicyclist is suing Waymo in federal court after its autonomous vehicle parked in a no stopping zone and a passenger opened the rear door of the car in the cyclist's path. The cyclist...
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If you search online, you'll find lots of pictures and videos of Waymos blocking bike lanes, especially in San Francisco. It’s so common (and controversial) that SF Chronicle did a story about it.
‘Do better’: San Francisco is fed up with this Waymo behavior
A video of a Waymo parking in a bike lane in San Francisco sparked an uproar from bicyclists who argued that the driverless vehicles should be designed to follow all traffic rules.
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The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.
Make no mistake: This is hacktivism.
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 3w agoNew: the highly controversial AI music generator Suno was hacked. The hacker sent us Suno source code; it shows the company scraped YouTube Music, Deezer, and Genius. In all, Suno scraped *decades* worth of music from the internet. Obviously didn't pay artists www.404media.co/hack-reveals...
HapppPPPy cDc day, skeetr0nz!!one! It's that most magical day of the year, once again! To celebrate this year, in addition to 7-11 handing out free slurpees in our honor, CULT OF THE DEAD COW itself has decided to reveal a couple more clues to the location of (one of) the herd's treasures!
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW@cultdeadcow.com · last yr.NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!!!1!! In honor of cDcDay 2025, let it be known that we have deposited a Big Box o' cDc Booty (not that kind, y'filthy bastards!)... somewhere. Where could it be? Who can say! Mebbe there'll be hints later, if we don't smoke too much nutmeg and forget. BOW TO THE COW.
DEAREST SUPREME LEADER, WE APPLAUD YOUR COURAGE AND MASCULINITY OF CHOOSING TO STAND IN THE HEAT FOR TWO HOURS. DON'T LET THOSE LIBERAL SCUM SEE YOU SWEAT! REMEMBER NOT TO DRINK ANY WATER FOR AT LEAST A DAY BEFORE THE EVENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ri... HEY THERE, K-k0W Ph0rcE and associated baddest of asses! New vid on cDc just dropped! CHECK IT OUT, YOU WACKY KIDZ!
The Greatest Hack That Never Happened
YouTube video by Cybernews
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It rules that the small government people finally get their opportunity to prove we don't need government, and immediately people start dying of things that were eradicated in the 19th Century.
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 2mo agoVery bad news. Screwworm appears to have made it to Texas, as was predicted. These parasites eat the living flesh of cattle, cause horrible pain, and can ultimately kill them. Yesterday, USDA Chief Brooke Rollins categorically denied that screwworm was close to the border.
There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 2mo agoVery bad news. Screwworm appears to have made it to Texas, as was predicted. These parasites eat the living flesh of cattle, cause horrible pain, and can ultimately kill them. Yesterday, USDA Chief Brooke Rollins categorically denied that screwworm was close to the border.
SEEMS LIKE SOME FOLKS HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW STYLEGUIDE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.
HOT NEW STYLEGUIDE ENTRY JUST DROPPED
REMEMBER, KIDZ! CULT OF THE DEAD COW styleguide sez: Two spaces after every sentence-ending period is the only correct way to render text, and that prepositions are always fine to end a sentence with.
Bonus tip from the cDc styleguide: The word formerly spelled "Algorithm" is to now correctly spelled as "Algorhythm".
CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to note that according to the only styleguide that matters, "a couple of", can mean two OR three, but never four or more.
AP Stylebook@apstylebook.com · 2mo agoThe new AP Stylebook, 58th Edition, includes an entry for couple of, which clarifies that it always means two.
github.com/cyberpapiii/... Make no mistake -- This is also hacktivism.
GitHub - cyberpapiii/chipotlai-max: The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Low...
The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Lowes, Target, Starbucks & more....
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CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to note that according to the only styleguide that matters, "a couple of", can mean two OR three, but never four or more.
AP Stylebook@apstylebook.com · 2mo agoThe new AP Stylebook, 58th Edition, includes an entry for couple of, which clarifies that it always means two.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGc... HEY THERE BUCKAROOZ! IT'S ANOTHER TREASURE FROM THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW MEDIA VAULT (LOCATED SOMEWHERE UNDER THE ANDORRAN WILDERNESS)! CHECK CHECK CHECK IT OUT! or don't. I mean, you do you, homeslice.
"HACK THE PLANET" BBC Documentaries E57 (2001)
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Once again we have come to the most fool-pitying day of the year! HAPPY 74TH BIRTHDAY TO CULT OF THE DEAD COW'S PATRON SAINT!!!1!
