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remember when we all used to watch mythbusters on prime time television because it was fun and silly and we were interested in science and wanted to learn

please to announce I do not need to rewrite the first chapter. (this made everything worse.) displeased to announce I have subsequently added 6(?) new chapters to my initial optimistic [see: delulu] chapter count. this fic is my odyssey by which I ofc mean it’s subtracted 10+ years off my life

bee@curiositea.bsky.social · last wk.

y’all the merthur ambush au continues to grow exponentially and now [lies down on the floor] I think I have to rewrite the entire first chapter to be arthur pov. or commit to doing more merlin pov throughout the fic? which idk if that will even work because of Plot Reasons. and like my sanity.

y’all the merthur ambush au continues to grow exponentially and now [lies down on the floor] I think I have to rewrite the entire first chapter to be arthur pov. or commit to doing more merlin pov throughout the fic? which idk if that will even work because of Plot Reasons. and like my sanity.

literally my only thought this entire game changer episode is just: [grizzled voice] Fisherman used to be an adventurer once….then he took an shark to the knee

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

vince vaughn sucks ass (derogatory) and I refuse to engage with any media involving him with exactly one (1) exception— the lost world: jurassic park aka the sequel so bad it tried to be 3 different movies and still couldn’t land. s/o to julianne moore using it to pay off her divorce lmao

woodworker wwx constantly talking about how much he fucking LOVES cnc (computer numerical control wood router) and lwj just constantly horny-gripping like mhm

to be extremely clear this is not an indictment in actual fact this is an endorsement bc this movie—the animation, the cinematography, the bangin ost—still slaps 24 years later, even with the surprise matt damon jumpscare

bee@curiositea.bsky.social · 3mo ago

spirit: stallion of the cimarron is like, imagine if, in the middle of being the indigenous environmentally conscious metaphor against the us militaristic industrial metaphor, you also wingman’d a horse